Does anyone know where Chris the waiter from Courgette has gone?

i think there was a new guy called chris at kfc this week – coincidence?

I heard he got a job door-knocking for the ABS. And then something about liver, fava beans and Chianti. I missed the details.

I don’t think anyone knows, do they really?

Chris, unfortunately was diagnosed with “sensitive person’s multiple chemical allergy sensitivity syndrome” by his Feng Shui consultant, he’s now sitting in a bath of warm Yak’s milk on top of Mt Painter, whilst receiving homeopathic reki by distance learning from a holistic Hopi Ear-candler.

captainwhorebags said :

He’s moved to Tuggeranong so he can charge people $12 for a poached egg.

Entirely justified IMHO if he can do a nice poached egg without using vinegar to ruin the taste of the white. Only lazy-arse amateurs and/or Queenslanders do this. Wrong wrong wrong. It turned me off eating poached eggs in public. FFS, it’s not difficult to poach an egg quickly and neatly without vinegar!

Maybe he decided there is more to life than being a waiter, so he joined the Foreign Legion and is now living in a mud fort somewhere in Chad?

did you actually ask at courgette where he’d skived off to? maybe – left field, i know – he thought there might be more to life than being a waiter…

Somebodys got a crush??

First port of call http://salvos.org.au/familytracing/

Little bizarre that they didn’t tell you his whereabouts? For a guy that worked with them for years? However I am putting my bets on his move to Tuggeranong

Chris led a double life. His other pseudonym was Mully.

Chris looked into his crystal ball, saw christmas coming, thought “Whoops I’m not a christian” though in full name he probably was Christian, and with a chrysalis in hand went to christen some chrism, which made him feel like executing a tight christy.

He’s moved to Tuggeranong so he can charge people $12 for a poached egg.

He turned into the Chicken man… I think he’s with the circus now

This is for Chris :http://www.courgette.com.au/careers.html

LILI AND CHRIS SITTING IN A TREE K I S S I N G FIRST COMES LOVE THEN COMES MARRIAGE THEN COMES A BABY IN A GOLDEN CARRIAGE