The roads may be full of cracks, the police stations close for lack of staff, children are held in breach of their human rights in detention, and, in the event of an emergency, the Emergency Services Minister will bunk off on hols and the Chief Minister will go for coffee.
But never mind that bollocks. Our Brave Leader has broken with recent tradition and put a media release online.
The ACT Government will consider supporting a Dili domestic violence service
And what about the Land Rights For Gay Whales I ask you?