Comrade Stanhope is increasingly frustrated with all of you ignoring him and continuing to use your phones whilst driving.
To that end he has made new laws so that the extent to which you ignore him is increased:
Under the laws, drivers can only use a mobile phone to make or receive a call if the phone is secured in a cradle, or if it can be operated without being touched and is not resting on any part of the driver’s body. All other functions of the phone including text messaging, video calls and emailing are prohibited.