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First entry in for the Ballad of Todd Carney

By johnboy 5 August 2008 51

The first entry is in for our songwriting competition round one.

Those with keen memories will recall the theme this time around is “Todd Carney“.

And so I present to you Thumper and The KnuckF*ckles and their Ballad of Todd Carney, with help on the lyrics from Colin Dixon.

Entries via mp3 to

UPDATED: And now you can enjoy it via YouTube (but the mp3 sounds better):

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imarty 2:33 pm 07 Aug 08

Whats the difference between a violin and a cello?
A cello takes longer to burn

imarty 2:32 pm 07 Aug 08

What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A drummer

Special G 4:30 pm 06 Aug 08

Nice work Thumper.

Overheard 3:30 pm 06 Aug 08

A bloke walks into a session bar in Belfast with a large cardboard box. Everyone looks nervous. The fiddle player finally asks nervously, “What’s in the box?”. The bloke says “It’s a bomb”. Everyone relaxes and the fiddle player says, “Thank Christ, we thought it was a concertina”.

And we’re done. Six is my limit on these gags. I wouldn’t want to try a diminished seventh.

Thumper 3:19 pm 06 Aug 08

A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor and sends him out. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and shouts, “Get out now. You’re the seventh minor I’ve found in this bar tonight.”

Overheard 3:01 pm 06 Aug 08

How do you get two banjo players in tune?
Shoot one.

Thumper 2:58 pm 06 Aug 08

How do you make a chain saw sound like a baritone sax?

Add vibrato

Overheard 2:53 pm 06 Aug 08

What do you call a good looking woman on the arm of a drummer?
A tattoo.

Deadmandrinking 2:52 pm 06 Aug 08

johnboy said :

Deadmandrinking said :

How do you tell if the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling from both sides of the mouth.

You utter bastard.

I was just typing that…

It’s about the only one I know, sorry.

Oh wait…’How many drummer’s does it take to change a lightbulb? 5. One to change it and four to argue about how John Bonham could have done it better.’

Overheard 2:50 pm 06 Aug 08

What’s the definition of perfect pitch?
When you throw a banjo in the skip and it doesn’t hit the sides.

Thumper 2:48 pm 06 Aug 08

The difference between a Sulphur Crested Cockatoo and a banjo?

One is loud and obnoxious and the other is a bird.

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