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First Nomination for a “Mully”

By Clown Killer - 9 May 2010 10

We Canberrans are often accused of having a chip on our shoulder, that we just dont stack up against the States. Well here’s a young bloke who’s taking the bit between his teeth, who’s not holding anything back in the struggle to prove we too can stand proud at the Pantheon of Tools …

The ABC is reporting that a 31 year old Canberra man has been clocked by the NSW plods doing 235km/hour somewhere north of Holbrook. His weapon of choice: a V8 ute. I would also suggest that bonus points are in order for winding his tradesmans chariot up to that sort of clip in the middle of the day.

The ABC quotes Inspector Tony Moodie as saying that  he was astounded at the speed. No mention of whether he needed to change his underwear.

A court date awaits.

I nominate our “Mully” aspirant for doing crazy speeds on a public road (mad) in the middle of the day (stupid) in an Australian built vehicle (reckless disrgard for life).

What’s Your opinion?


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10 Responses to
First Nomination for a “Mully”
gospeedygo 2:38 pm 10 May 10

Clown Killer said :

Surely the biker who nearly took out a ute on the Federal Highway while proving that he had a small willy has to be the current front-runner for the first Mully award. Or does the award have to go to a car driving tool?

To be honest I only came across the bloke who snuffed himself on the bike after I had posted the nomination for the cock-less dipsh!t in the ute. When it comes to mirroring the (under)achievements of Mully – the tool on the bike would have to be congratulated – if only for removing himself from the gene pool.

Besides a little competition for the prize is a good thing.

Needs a poll methinks.

Clown Killer 10:19 pm 09 May 10

Surely the biker who nearly took out a ute on the Federal Highway while proving that he had a small willy has to be the current front-runner for the first Mully award. Or does the award have to go to a car driving tool?

To be honest I only came across the bloke who snuffed himself on the bike after I had posted the nomination for the cock-less dipsh!t in the ute. When it comes to mirroring the (under)achievements of Mully – the tool on the bike would have to be congratulated – if only for removing himself from the gene pool.

Besides a little competition for the prize is a good thing.

bd84 9:03 pm 09 May 10

While the idiot does sound worthy of a nomination, I believe that this fella http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/05/08/2893921.htm is far more worthy. In true Mully style, he decided not to stop for police and went on to perform another favour for society with some natural selection by killing himself by running into another vehicle at high speed.

At least there are no excuses for the scumbag’s family to try to use, the police didn’t pursue him, they were dealing with his companion who appears to have half a brain and pulled over.

Ian 7:52 pm 09 May 10

#2 Gerry-Built, you were probably saved from the beating by the kids father being too pissed or drug fucked to be bothered.

troll-sniffer 6:47 pm 09 May 10

Surely the biker who nearly took out a ute on the Federal Highway while proving that he had a small willy has to be the current front-runner for the first Mully award. Or does the award have to go to a car driving tool?

damien haas 5:28 pm 09 May 10

Id like to see a public fund where we could buy a page in the saturday CT and publish photos and one para descriptions of peoples idiocy.

gospeedygo 5:15 pm 09 May 10

Gerry-Built said :

Maybe we could add a “Mully Jr.” category to… I found a boy of about 9 or 10 throwing rocks at a family of Black Swans (4 of whom were cygnets) in a Dunlop Dam. When I asked him politely not to, he replied “you can’t tell me what to do!”. When I responded slightly more sternly with, “well now I *am* telling you, and if you don’t, I’ll call the police”… he disappeared into Cashion Court telling me he was getting his dad to come and beat me up… I hung around, He didn’t show…

Charnie in Training…

I concur. It won’t be long before this one will be fishtailing it around a corner in a VL Commodore in a street near you.

Wraith 2:40 pm 09 May 10

I would like to second the nomination.

Gerry-Built 1:52 pm 09 May 10

Maybe we could add a “Mully Jr.” category to… I found a boy of about 9 or 10 throwing rocks at a family of Black Swans (4 of whom were cygnets) in a Dunlop Dam. When I asked him politely not to, he replied “you can’t tell me what to do!”. When I responded slightly more sternly with, “well now I *am* telling you, and if you don’t, I’ll call the police”… he disappeared into Cashion Court telling me he was getting his dad to come and beat me up… I hung around, He didn’t show…

Charnie in Training…

zig 10:49 am 09 May 10

Simply taking away someone’s license isn’t enough for this sort of stupidity. Loss of licence for a lengthy period (a year?) and a few weeks in jail should become standard. But no we have soft cock legal system…poor Mr speeding ute man has a small penis and needed to vent his frustrations

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