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Flame of the Week comes from the monkey bike crowd.

By johnboy 22 August 2005 57

Well it’s been a little while since we’ve had a top-drawer flaming (I guess this means an empty defo threat is due soon too) so we really should thank our newest reader “ufuckface” for the folowing contribution to our earlier story on the value of monkey bikes in culling the weaker regions of the gene pool.

your a bunch of num nuts ur have to b like 40 and ur balls havent drop yet i am 14 i ahve a mini moto and they r the fucking ticket u need to get 1 ur selfs right and u wont complain they r the doogs ballax so shut ur fuckin faces or ill come round and kick ur facs in ur bunch of cunts

“ride it like u stole it”

cya fuck faces

Your Honour, the prosecution rests.

(Oh and Mr. Face, it’s 32 and my full sized bike will leave yours in the dirt any day you want to bring it on)

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ufuckface 9:08 am 23 Aug 05

you are a bunch of cunts is this better am fuckin your wife ase we speak

Samuel Gordon-Stewart 9:04 am 23 Aug 05

Johnboy, I suggest a whois on this lunatic to find out which country he is in.

ufuckface 9:04 am 23 Aug 05

ur a bunch of feienion bastards

Maelinar 9:04 am 23 Aug 05

Thankyou mr face, thankyou.

I’m now frantically trying to recall all my mates who are currently in the Pom army that owe me a favour, but don’t you worry about that.

The fact that 70% is an A pass in Ireland actually verifies most jokes said about the Irish in Australia, so thanks for that too.

Here in Australia the pass mark is repudtedly higher, however I am attempting to establish that the real educational level isn’t relative to the life skill, another thing that you have established via your literacy skills posted on this website.

Thankyou for your assistance, but welcome to the world of being ignored.

To become unignored, please follow the following rules:

u = you
ppl = people
ur = your

Once you get those simple rules down, we’ll start on your profanity.

Chalker 9:03 am 23 Aug 05

Read Mr UFF’s comments with a bad irish accent, and they almost start to make sense!

He almost makes me proud of educational standards in Australia (almost…).

FYI, where Mr UFF should be at (and obviously isn’t) with his English education:
http://www.standards.dfes.gov.uk/keystage3/respub/englishframework/

Samuel Gordon-Stewart 9:02 am 23 Aug 05

no, no, no, no, no!
That first “there” should be “They’re”
The second “there” should be “Their”

Now go and demand your private college fees by refunded.

ufuckface 9:00 am 23 Aug 05

lol every1 likes me buy u pricks any tme any place ill fuckin muanch ya

ufuckface 8:59 am 23 Aug 05

i no a taig his names migill
so i threw tomaties at him
tomaties r soft with red skin
but these bastards wernt cos there still in there tin

Samuel Gordon-Stewart 8:57 am 23 Aug 05

If you are from Ireland, why are you making a nuisance of yourself here?
It makes me sad to think that another school in the world has a similar name to my old high school, I suggest that we blow it up with you inside Mr. Face…Northern Ireland will be glad to lose your level of severe incompetence.

ufuckface 8:57 am 23 Aug 05

lol ill fuckin knee cap u u fuckin taig

ufuckface 8:55 am 23 Aug 05

and my name is not pat im not feinen bastard

bulldog 8:54 am 23 Aug 05

One would have thought that young smart-arses in NI would have learned to keep their mouths shut. Unfortunately it seems with the disarming of the IRA the common sense of the loyalist brats (or at least this one) seems to have been removed.

Now, pull your tongue out of your donkey’s ear and go to bed.

ufuckface 8:54 am 23 Aug 05

srry for the double i click twice by acc

ufuckface 8:53 am 23 Aug 05

feck off u little gob shite classic but not from n.i from s.i u prick and no my im not im just a lucky son of a gun rght! ppl love me and a pass is 70% not a “A” u retard honestly ppl today r just comeplte spaztics

ufuckface 8:53 am 23 Aug 05

feck off u little gob shite classic but not from n.i from s.i u prick and no my im not im just a lucky son of a gun rght! ppl love me and a pass is 70% not a “A” u retard honestly ppl today r just comeplte spaztics

ufuckface 8:50 am 23 Aug 05

i dont even no were the fuck canberra is u prick havent u realised that by now omg even my 2 year old sister isnt that stupid

and btw she could kck ur fuck in 2

bulldog 8:50 am 23 Aug 05

In my day an A required a score of about 87% or above. Glad to see tomorrow’s leaders are going to be well trained. This turd had ‘surgeon’ or ‘architect’ written all over him.

If you’re from NI you’ll know what I mean when I say ‘Feck off you gob-shite’

At a private grammar school (which I have never heard of) and an ex-pat. Probably some rich whiny diplomat’s foul offspring.

Pull your head in before it gets chewed off.

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