Flame of the Week comes from the monkey bike crowd.

and my name is not pat im not feinen bastard

One would have thought that young smart-arses in NI would have learned to keep their mouths shut. Unfortunately it seems with the disarming of the IRA the common sense of the loyalist brats (or at least this one) seems to have been removed.

Now, pull your tongue out of your donkey’s ear and go to bed.

srry for the double i click twice by acc

feck off u little gob shite classic but not from n.i from s.i u prick and no my im not im just a lucky son of a gun rght! ppl love me and a pass is 70% not a “A” u retard honestly ppl today r just comeplte spaztics

feck off u little gob shite classic but not from n.i from s.i u prick and no my im not im just a lucky son of a gun rght! ppl love me and a pass is 70% not a “A” u retard honestly ppl today r just comeplte spaztics

i dont even no were the fuck canberra is u prick havent u realised that by now omg even my 2 year old sister isnt that stupid

and btw she could kck ur fuck in 2

In my day an A required a score of about 87% or above. Glad to see tomorrow’s leaders are going to be well trained. This turd had ‘surgeon’ or ‘architect’ written all over him.

If you’re from NI you’ll know what I mean when I say ‘Feck off you gob-shite’

At a private grammar school (which I have never heard of) and an ex-pat. Probably some rich whiny diplomat’s foul offspring.

Pull your head in before it gets chewed off.

u got me!

Are you going to school here in Canberra ?

Or are you at a school called Campbell College in N.Ireland ?

bull dog u need a beaten with either a pcik shaft or a 4 pound lump hammer take ur pick!

lol ur 1 peice of shit u no that u couldnt beat kaces’ drum u fag u need u shit kicked in and out and in and out ok! now shut ur face b4 i buy u shome concrete shoes and thro u in the boyne

cambell golage is a grammer school u no private education u prick i am from n.ireland!!!! ks3 is = key stage 3 pass mark is “b” or higher i got a “A” or like 70+%

ufuckface,

I would suggest shoving a torch, a copy of the english dictionary and some year two grammar text-books in your arse. That way when I shove your head up there you can take some time to learn the language we speak in this country.

When I decide you can come back out I will test you on grammar, diction and spelling. If you answer one quuestion incorrectly I’ll rip off your arrogant little head and tear out your soul.

Get a life you little stooge and pray that you get the crap beaten out of you before your mouth lands you in serious trouble.

Now, answer Mael’s question like a good little boy.

I presume Mr UFF is at Campbell High School, as there is no Campbell college, added to that his proclaimed age of 14 (physical increasingly doubtful, but mental most certainly not) being too young for a college.

I fail to interpret ks3, but gcse is a brit thing, certainly not something we have in Canberra, so I’m thinking it (he/she?) is
1) not from Canberra
2) not 14
3) is a troll (DNF)

I’ll clarify.

What is your pass mark ? Percentile would be preferable but if you are graded that’ll do

Amoung your peers, is your english/spelling good/bad/not so good ?

and i am startin gcses like this and next year so

lol like any other school r8s things
yes i passed my ks3’s
i have loads of m8s

On a serious note mr face, what level of english skills are you at at school ?

How is it rated ?
Do you pass examinations ?
How are you personally rated amoungst your peers ?

Your response will assist my line of argument in previous posts.

butter*

die u fat bitch im ganna fuckin cut u up in the the fat fuckin bars of bitter u r

lol im fuckin 14 u dickhead i went to primary school when i was 5 not fuckin 14 u might of been so stupid that u were still in p2 when u were 14 but im not im slayin ur mother now

this is boring i am away to kill ur mothers

Now you’ve had your breakfast, small boy, wipe the vegemite off your ugly face and go catch the bus for primary school – now.

lol u r complete num nuts u do realise that do u even no were campbell colledge is???

We’ve contacted Campbell College and we know who you are…you’re about to have your tricycle taken away from you, you naughty small boy.

Interesting the ads have turned to Rugby League.

it shows.

haha ur a bunch of cunts that dont no shit ur ganna get ur crap kicked in just wait and c and stop dreamin bout u haven good bikes

smell ya l8r fuckfaces

lol i go to fuckin campbell collegde u wank stains

Well i dont mind sharing the same space as these monkey bike morons. i’ll get the stanley steamer onto the bike paths as soon as possible.

i think mr faces parents might like to review the choice of their sons education, his spelling is just mind boggling.

his school must use the macquarie dictionary.

anyway, to use a quote from an obscure picture:

‘see you on the road scag, just like i saw mr fuck face’.

Could “doogs ballax” possibly be Old English for “dog’s balls”? If so, why/how do some kid’s bike look like them…or is it just the kid’s face that does?

Caz, this link is great, unfortunately only goes one way, but is great for looking at the riot act through 🙂

http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.80s.com%2FEntertainment%2FValleyURL%2F

Sounds like a challenge.
My GSX1300R Hayabusa against your doogs ballax!
Any road that allows over 60km/h should do the trick.
Winner keeps the bike 🙂

Sorry, babelfish doesn’t seem to have a “fuckwit to English” translation option. Could you repeat that please, Mr Face?

World’s longest sentence. I’m fair dinkum surprised that someone with those literary skills can walk, let alone balance on a mini-bike.

I’d just like to add how frightfully terrified I am of a fourteen year old who cannot spell and knows how to post on blogs. I really hope he doesn’t come around and kick my face in…

He’d probably look quite funny with a mini bike stuck up his insolent little ass.

As my mama always said, Confused is as confused does.
Now, back to flaming kids on wheels.

After having said in a previous thread that we should not be focusing so much on English, and more on the content, I hereby change my opinion.

Mind you, not a bad literary effort from a 14-year old monkey. Wonder if he/she’s a macacaque, vervet or plain old baboon?

I was asked to sign a petition this weekend at Kippax. It was a bunch teachers requesting the holt school be kept open.

I did feel like asking just what are they intending to produce in scholatory terms, but was outweighed by my desire for the school to remain open.

As long as my kids can’t read at the same level of illiteracy as everybody else, I think I’ll be happy. I think.

Oh give him a break evictor, girlfriend’s only 14.

But his comment is going straight to the pool room and will be appearing in the tagline any time soon

Does he hang out at the Turner Club?

JB – I am not quite sure if your bike will leave the old Mini moto in the dirt. Get a bigger bike he he.

As for the comical stylings of Mr Face – bring it on I say..

G

I kind of hope he returns and graces us with more of his (sadly anything-but-unique) lexical stylings. I’ve never seen a point demonstrated in quite such a beautiful way. And I could do with a laugh.