When I first contemplated a farewell to Canberra (and itâ€™s not like any of you can say you werenâ€™t warned) I had visions of maybe putting a half dozen bands into the Zierholz Brewery for a night of epic proportions.
But then I remembered a few things.
1) I donâ€™t have time to organise this debauch.
2) The rest of the RiotACT team have failed, over SEVEN YEARS to organise business cards for the site, so if entrusted with organising something actually complicated might come up with a delivery date of 2030. Good things are worth waiting for but Iâ€™ve never been one for deferred gratification.
3) RiotACT readers are notoriously poor at coming to the events they are equally incessant in suggesting.
4) A number of readers have been hoping Iâ€™d go so they could freeload off some champagne supernova of a party.
So instead Iâ€™ll just let you all know that weâ€™ll be at All Bar Nun in Oâ€™Connor (Canberraâ€™s home of attempted murder!) from 7.30 on Wednesday 23-MAY-07 (tomorrow). Come along wearing white, yellow, or blue and look for people doing likewise.
If youâ€™re in the bar and canâ€™t find us then give me a call on 0412 690 643 and watch to see who picks up.
Apologies to those who canâ€™t make it and hope to see the sane there!
(Oh, and one last thing, seeing as how Iâ€™m going; retards posting why they canâ€™t come in the comments can please go kill themselves painfully instead – something involving an orange gun, barbed wire and your rectum will do nicely. Send me your apologies via email rather than talking down the event you arseholes)