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Gritty reboot of Kenny Koala doesn’t understand technology

By Barcham 1 March 2013 22

Constable Kenny Koala, who has been teaching kids to respect the law for over 30 years, has just received an award winning update to his image, to make him more relatable.

Here we see the newer, hipper, Constable Kenny doing the kind of cool things that cool kids do, like crossing a road or not understanding which side of an iPad to interact with.

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p1 12:06 pm 07 Mar 13

p1 said :

Does he still roll around in a Hyundai Accent? ‘Cause I always felt a little sorry for him, what with all the other cops getting HSV utes and the like.

Actually, he drove past me this morning. Appears he is rolling in a Kia nowadays.

p1 12:43 pm 04 Mar 13

Masquara said :

You don’t turn your iphone around to take a selfie!

You do if the best you can afford is an ifone three (like me).

Does he still roll around in a Hyundai Accent? ‘Cause I always felt a little sorry for him, what with all the other cops getting HSV utes and the like.

Roundhead89 11:35 am 04 Mar 13

dpm said :

poetix said :

Whatever Kenny is seeing on the back of that iPad, he likes it a tad too much. Note the tongue. He’s a naughty slavering koala.

Nah, he’s just reading the engraved message on his new iPad. It says ‘Well done for 30 years of service to the ACT community. Three cheers, the citizens of Canberra.’
That’s enough to make him happy. You’ve just got a dirty mind! 🙂

… and he doesn’t look too happy taking those kids across the street, either.

dpm 11:25 am 04 Mar 13

poetix said :

Whatever Kenny is seeing on the back of that iPad, he likes it a tad too much. Note the tongue. He’s a naughty slavering koala.

Nah, he’s just reading the engraved message on his new iPad. It says ‘Well done for 30 years of service to the ACT community. Three cheers, the citizens of Canberra.’
That’s enough to make him happy. You’ve just got a dirty mind! 🙂

poetix 10:13 pm 03 Mar 13

bigfeet said :

I’m certain I remember a press release some years ago about him being promoted to Senior Constable.

He’s obviously done something wrong to lose the rank. Or maybe the extra responsibility was just too much for him to handle.

He just didn’t have the gumnuts to cope.

Masquara 8:44 pm 03 Mar 13

FXST01 said :

bigfeet said :

Dilandach said :

FXST01 said :

Wow, 30 years and still hasn’t been promoted, time for a new career Kenny.

He didn’t fare well after what came out at the Wood Royal Commission.

I’m certain I remember a press release some years ago about him being promoted to Senior Constable.

He’s obviously done something wrong to lose the rank. Or maybe the extra responsibility was just too much for him to handle.

Too much to ‘bear’ maybe?

I hope he doesn’t grizzle about these things

Masquara 6:59 pm 03 Mar 13

spleenville said :

He’s taking a selfie – one of the most “now” things you can do. Respect.

You don’t turn your iphone around to take a selfie!

FXST01 9:23 pm 02 Mar 13

bigfeet said :

Dilandach said :

FXST01 said :

Wow, 30 years and still hasn’t been promoted, time for a new career Kenny.

He didn’t fare well after what came out at the Wood Royal Commission.

I’m certain I remember a press release some years ago about him being promoted to Senior Constable.

He’s obviously done something wrong to lose the rank. Or maybe the extra responsibility was just too much for him to handle.

Too much to ‘bear’ maybe?

bigfeet 5:54 pm 01 Mar 13

Dilandach said :

FXST01 said :

Wow, 30 years and still hasn’t been promoted, time for a new career Kenny.

He didn’t fare well after what came out at the Wood Royal Commission.

I’m certain I remember a press release some years ago about him being promoted to Senior Constable.

He’s obviously done something wrong to lose the rank. Or maybe the extra responsibility was just too much for him to handle.

c_c™ 4:52 pm 01 Mar 13

I know two of the characters look very familiar, straight out of the Strepsils commercials: http://www.visit4ads.com/sitecontent/LG/fullZZZZZZTVD081007112216PDC.jpg

poetix 4:33 pm 01 Mar 13

Whatever Kenny is seeing on the back of that iPad, he likes it a tad too much. Note the tongue. He’s a naughty slavering koala.

thebrownstreak69 3:57 pm 01 Mar 13

It’s a shame Kenny only seems to like white children.

Keijidosha 3:40 pm 01 Mar 13

Judging by the images and videos on his website, Constable Kenny could do with a visit from his cousin, Cultural Diversity Koala.

Dilandach 2:39 pm 01 Mar 13

FXST01 said :

Wow, 30 years and still hasn’t been promoted, time for a new career Kenny.

He didn’t fare well after what came out at the Wood Royal Commission.

spleenville 2:38 pm 01 Mar 13

He’s taking a selfie – one of the most “now” things you can do. Respect.

tnpf 2:20 pm 01 Mar 13

I think the angle of the ipad is jsut deceiving. he is really presenting something to an audience therefore facing the screen towards us.

FXST01 2:14 pm 01 Mar 13

Wow, 30 years and still hasn’t been promoted, time for a new career Kenny.

DrKoresh 1:55 pm 01 Mar 13

I’m young enough to vaguely remember Kenny Koala as a child. I still reckon I thought he was a dork, even back then.

nsn 1:54 pm 01 Mar 13

Is he taking those children to buy some Strepsils?
http://youtu.be/eCixgtpUn58

PM 1:45 pm 01 Mar 13

“to make him more relatable”

He’s a frickin’ talking drop bear!

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