29 February 2008

Jacqui Burke slams smoking around damaged pubic hair.

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In a move that finally brings some much needed clarity to the ongoing debate on the effect of cigarette smoking on pubic hair, Jacqui Burke MLA today took the bold move of issuing a statement putlining her position on the matter.

“I wholeheartedly support a position where smoking does not occur on the grounds at our pubic hospitals. It makes sense that ‘smoking’ and ‘health’ are not two words that go hand in hand,”Mrs Burke said.

The statement, available from http://www.canberraliberals.org.au/default.cfm?action=news_detail&ID=7891 will hopefully bring some much needed attention to this burning issue.

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51modelBloke4:27 pm 29 Feb 08

perhaps non smokers should get extra leave instead. I can see it now, doctors certificate ‘Mr. 51modelBloke is a certified non-smoker’ or should that be lunatic.

But if the smokers loose their smoke breaks, I (non-smoker) will loose my riotact breaks….

51modelBloke3:55 pm 29 Feb 08


don’t joke about pubes, I mean Plebs, it has started. Note the following extract from a recent issued CPSU/TAMS Bulletin (18 Feb).

Smoke Free Workplace Policy

The CPSU has been approached by a number of concerned employees seeking clarification about TaMS intention to impose a Smoke Free Workplace Policy, banning smoking breaks from September this year. The answers sought by employees are similar to those sought by unions at the Agency Consultative Committee in December when the initiative was first floated.

What is the Smoke Free Workplace Policy?
• Stage 1 will require employees to negotiate breaks or absences from the workplace for smoking purposes.
• Stage 2 will designate all TaMS workplaces as Smoke Free, and employees will not be permitted to continue smoking during working hours.
• Stage 3, scheduled for March 2009, will see the introduction of formal counselling for non-adherence to the policy.

What is that stench attracting all those buzzing flies around Jackie?

Oh that, the death of the Liberals.

James T-Kirk, you bastard, you just made these lyrics suddenly pop into my head:

“though the desktop hides her hips, my imagination’s strong…..”

Mantlepiece … stoking the fire …. eh?

James-T-Kirk3:36 pm 29 Feb 08

Wow – That’s what I call a real woman – remember, you only get to see the top of her anyway!

I just ate a tuna sandwich.

VYBerlinaV8_the_one_they_all_copy3:10 pm 29 Feb 08

I’d throw her one just to show her who’s boss.


It burns it burns.


All this talk of pubes, twats and pulling is giving me a moisty.

This link will help you calm down.

VYBerlinaV8_the_one_they_all_copy2:01 pm 29 Feb 08

All this talk of pubes, twats and pulling is giving me a moisty.

V twin venom12:49 pm 29 Feb 08

What a twat…I mean twit

Burnt pubes has a distinct smell. Next time she’s about, just go for a whiff.

… you’re not telling me it was Jacqui Burke?????

CanberraGreen12:16 pm 29 Feb 08

There was a YouTube video of a chick who could smoke via her, well you know.

Like the media release it was pulled.


Whats with barney and James-T-Kirk. Is there a word for those who lust over ugly women?

James-T-Kirk11:23 am 29 Feb 08

Crikey – She could start hammering me….

Perhaps she’s hoping to woo votes from Canberra’s Brazillian community.

I just hope she doesn’t start hammering the pubic servants.

barking toad10:37 am 29 Feb 08

Putting aside pubic hospitals and incompetent proof readers, the smoke police will need to be up and about early to enforce the new social order.

6.10am today, outside a private hospital, in pyjamas, IV drip inserted and stand in attendance, a patient sucking in the nicotine in the 9C cool morning breeze.

Now that’s dedication to the smoking cause.

Maybe, Ari. But she sure earns her money…

saying that Jacqui Burke’s thatch is on fire makes their IT guys’ ears burn

I think even Moses would be hard pressed to approach that burning bush.

Stop angling for a tagline, Barney.

Whatever Jacqui Burke lacks in brains, is made up by her good looks.

Jacqui Burke for PM!!!!! – I love you Jacqui!!

Its back, typo now fixed.

Evidently RiotACT saying that Jacqui Burke’s thatch is on fire makes their IT guys’ ears burn.

The site’s down now – the IT geeks didn’t beat around the bush in pulling it.

I was hoping for more pube jokes in here guys – lift your game please 🙂

Burke has had more staffers then I’ve had roast dinners. Remember the staffer who said she had made ‘advances’ to him.

I cringe every time I see her in the media.

The Liberals will never be a credible government/opposition with the likes of Brendan Smyth and Burke in their ranks.

James-T-Kirk9:17 am 29 Feb 08

Dam well better not fire anybody.

If somebody is fired, then that simply reinforces the premise that the politicians are stupid. In my industry, there is the basic concept of accountability – If you sign it, it had bloody well better be right – That is what the ancient art of draft review was for.

Wow. Surely someone’s gonna get fired over that one.

James-T-Kirk9:01 am 29 Feb 08


What do you expect from an individual who is placed into a job role as a result of a popularity contest.

Get a grip people.

Never forget the ^%$^#*^&%$^ amazing sheep farmers in Federal Government who, in the 1950’s, declined an offer to help build a thing called a “Semiconductor plant”

Damn new fangled se-mi-kunduktors – the’l never amount to anythun – Lets keep farming sheep.

Hey, lets get “Mr and Mrs Universe” as the head of our government – That is just about as sensible.

Here’s two words that go hand in hand:



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