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Jacqui Burke slams smoking around damaged pubic hair.

By eh_steve - 29 February 2008 40

 In a move that finally brings some much needed clarity to the ongoing debate on the effect of cigarette smoking on pubic hair, Jacqui Burke MLA  today took the bold move of issuing a statement putlining her position on the matter.

“I wholeheartedly support a position where smoking does not occur on the grounds at our pubic hospitals. It makes sense that ‘smoking’ and ‘health’ are not two words that go hand in hand,”Mrs Burke said.

The statement, available from will hopefully bring some much needed attention to this burning issue.

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Jacqui Burke slams smoking around damaged pubic hair.
Crikey 10:44 am 29 Feb 08

I just hope she doesn’t start hammering the pubic servants.

barking toad 10:37 am 29 Feb 08

Putting aside pubic hospitals and incompetent proof readers, the smoke police will need to be up and about early to enforce the new social order.

6.10am today, outside a private hospital, in pyjamas, IV drip inserted and stand in attendance, a patient sucking in the nicotine in the 9C cool morning breeze.

Now that’s dedication to the smoking cause.

Thumper 10:27 am 29 Feb 08

I think even Moses would be hard pressed to approach that burning bush.

Comment by Ari — 29 February, 2008 @ 10:24 am

Definite tagline!!!

barney 10:26 am 29 Feb 08

Maybe, Ari. But she sure earns her money…

Ari 10:24 am 29 Feb 08

saying that Jacqui Burke’s thatch is on fire makes their IT guys’ ears burn

I think even Moses would be hard pressed to approach that burning bush.

Ari 10:22 am 29 Feb 08

Stop angling for a tagline, Barney.

barney 10:21 am 29 Feb 08

Whatever Jacqui Burke lacks in brains, is made up by her good looks.

Jacqui Burke for PM!!!!! – I love you Jacqui!!

Skidbladnir 10:16 am 29 Feb 08

Its back, typo now fixed.

Evidently RiotACT saying that Jacqui Burke’s thatch is on fire makes their IT guys’ ears burn.

Ari 9:50 am 29 Feb 08

The site’s down now – the IT geeks didn’t beat around the bush in pulling it.

pierce 9:48 am 29 Feb 08

I was hoping for more pube jokes in here guys – lift your game please 🙂

Crikey 9:26 am 29 Feb 08

Burke has had more staffers then I’ve had roast dinners. Remember the staffer who said she had made ‘advances’ to him.

I cringe every time I see her in the media.

The Liberals will never be a credible government/opposition with the likes of Brendan Smyth and Burke in their ranks.

James-T-Kirk 9:17 am 29 Feb 08

Dam well better not fire anybody.

If somebody is fired, then that simply reinforces the premise that the politicians are stupid. In my industry, there is the basic concept of accountability – If you sign it, it had bloody well better be right – That is what the ancient art of draft review was for.

kevn 9:02 am 29 Feb 08

Wow. Surely someone’s gonna get fired over that one.

James-T-Kirk 9:01 am 29 Feb 08


What do you expect from an individual who is placed into a job role as a result of a popularity contest.

Get a grip people.

Never forget the ^%$^#*^&%$^ amazing sheep farmers in Federal Government who, in the 1950’s, declined an offer to help build a thing called a “Semiconductor plant”

Damn new fangled se-mi-kunduktors – the’l never amount to anythun – Lets keep farming sheep.

Hey, lets get “Mr and Mrs Universe” as the head of our government – That is just about as sensible.

Doctor Evil 8:33 am 29 Feb 08

Here’s two words that go hand in hand:



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