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Jacqui Burke slams smoking around damaged pubic hair.

By eh_steve 29 February 2008 40

 In a move that finally brings some much needed clarity to the ongoing debate on the effect of cigarette smoking on pubic hair, Jacqui Burke MLA  today took the bold move of issuing a statement putlining her position on the matter.

“I wholeheartedly support a position where smoking does not occur on the grounds at our pubic hospitals. It makes sense that ‘smoking’ and ‘health’ are not two words that go hand in hand,”Mrs Burke said.

The statement, available from will hopefully bring some much needed attention to this burning issue.

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51modelBloke 4:27 pm 29 Feb 08

perhaps non smokers should get extra leave instead. I can see it now, doctors certificate ‘Mr. 51modelBloke is a certified non-smoker’ or should that be lunatic.

Thumper 4:16 pm 29 Feb 08


not Loose

p1 4:09 pm 29 Feb 08

But if the smokers loose their smoke breaks, I (non-smoker) will loose my riotact breaks….

Thumper 4:04 pm 29 Feb 08

Welcome to a fascist state…

51modelBloke 3:55 pm 29 Feb 08


don’t joke about pubes, I mean Plebs, it has started. Note the following extract from a recent issued CPSU/TAMS Bulletin (18 Feb).

Smoke Free Workplace Policy

The CPSU has been approached by a number of concerned employees seeking clarification about TaMS intention to impose a Smoke Free Workplace Policy, banning smoking breaks from September this year. The answers sought by employees are similar to those sought by unions at the Agency Consultative Committee in December when the initiative was first floated.

What is the Smoke Free Workplace Policy?
• Stage 1 will require employees to negotiate breaks or absences from the workplace for smoking purposes.
• Stage 2 will designate all TaMS workplaces as Smoke Free, and employees will not be permitted to continue smoking during working hours.
• Stage 3, scheduled for March 2009, will see the introduction of formal counselling for non-adherence to the policy.

Pandy 3:50 pm 29 Feb 08

What is that stench attracting all those buzzing flies around Jackie?

Oh that, the death of the Liberals.

Doctor Evil 3:47 pm 29 Feb 08

James T-Kirk, you bastard, you just made these lyrics suddenly pop into my head:

“though the desktop hides her hips, my imagination’s strong…..”

Ari 3:43 pm 29 Feb 08

Mantlepiece … stoking the fire …. eh?

James-T-Kirk 3:36 pm 29 Feb 08

Wow – That’s what I call a real woman – remember, you only get to see the top of her anyway!

barney 3:26 pm 29 Feb 08

I just ate a tuna sandwich.

I’d throw her one just to show her who’s boss.


wishuwell 2:42 pm 29 Feb 08

It burns it burns.

Skidbladnir 2:28 pm 29 Feb 08


Ari 2:24 pm 29 Feb 08

All this talk of pubes, twats and pulling is giving me a moisty.

This link will help you calm down.

Thumper 2:03 pm 29 Feb 08

It’s lunch time isn’t it?

All this talk of pubes, twats and pulling is giving me a moisty.

V twin venom 12:49 pm 29 Feb 08

What a twat…I mean twit

barney 12:40 pm 29 Feb 08

Burnt pubes has a distinct smell. Next time she’s about, just go for a whiff.

Ari 12:22 pm 29 Feb 08

… you’re not telling me it was Jacqui Burke?????

CanberraGreen 12:16 pm 29 Feb 08

There was a YouTube video of a chick who could smoke via her, well you know.

Like the media release it was pulled.

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