Monday Parking fights back

Barcham 2 December 2013 23

Dear Monday People,

I’m sorry the weekend is over.

Here are some parking photos that demonstrate how sorry I am.

If you are sorry too you can give us parking photos, just email them to images@the-riotact.com and we’ll do the rest. Make sure to include parking in the subject and let us know what name you would like to be credited with.


1. Shirty_Bear opens this week:

Jammo (big surprise), Saturday morning. Wrong side of the road, No Parking zone. Not so much lazy or selfish as pure, distilled incompetence.

Come down to my house.

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Evilomlap Evilomlap 12:47 pm 04 Dec 13

This Monday parking thing, in addition to being a great Mondayitis cure, is actually doing some good in the world. Last Saturday I parked in Braddon, got out of my car, realised I was about a foot over the line, and hastily got back into my car and reversed until I was in the lines, as I’m not wanting my fifteen seconds of fame to be me appearing on the Monday parking fails! Keep up the good work RiotACT!!

gazket gazket 5:06 pm 03 Dec 13

well they are handicapped

gungsuperstar gungsuperstar 2:52 pm 03 Dec 13

Well done Rioters. This is the highest standard Monday parking I’ve seen in months.

Please keep them coming – proper inconsiderate d***heads that represent Canberra motorists, rather than pathetic “gotcha” photos where someone is a foot over a line and not actually affecting anyone else.

Deref Deref 2:41 pm 03 Dec 13

NailYakupov said :

you have a good day now buddy

Great to see Americans posting here.

NailYakupov NailYakupov 12:15 pm 03 Dec 13

IrishPete said :

How does Nail know that the driver of Number 13 is from Mongolia? Does it have diplomatic plates?

I think I prefer crap parkers to people who use Down’s Syndrome as an insult

IP

The car did not have diplomatic plates but the driver was Asian and had a silly little beard, quite possibly a direct descendant of Genghis Khan and therefore I felt mong was appropriate. Apologies for any misunderstanding caused, you have a good day now buddy

tim_c tim_c 9:52 am 03 Dec 13

RandomPoster said :

tim_c said :

#2 – I’d like to see the photo showing where the parking space dividing line was 😉

You can just see the line in the photo. Look at the exhaust pipe on the Audi, the line is just visible under it.

Ah yes, so it is. Play on.

goggles13 goggles13 9:18 pm 02 Dec 13

tim_c said :

#2 – I’d like to see the photo showing where the parking space dividing line was 😉

#2 – I think the VW Group cars wanted to stick together

TP 3000 TP 3000 7:04 pm 02 Dec 13

#12-The workers of the company that white ute is are a bunch of wankers. With their driving down Hoskins Street in Mitchell at 100k/hr & down Dacre St towards their office at 80 k/hr. That besides the weaving in & out of traffic, failing to give way, etc.

Working near them I’ve been tempted to hide a speed bump on their driveway or poor some oil so they slide into a fence.

IrishPete IrishPete 6:34 pm 02 Dec 13

How does Nail know that the driver of Number 13 is from Mongolia? Does it have diplomatic plates?

I think I prefer crap parkers to people who use Down’s Syndrome as an insult

IP

JC JC 5:39 pm 02 Dec 13

#1 not to mention the first car could be at least .5m closer to the curb. As for parking the wrong way I bet many don’t even realise this is illegal in Australia.

Now not excusing the car, but one thing that shits me about Jamo is how when Coles expanded they did away with the direct back entrance to the shopping centre. It now means as many are too lazy that they park this way to be closer to the entrance rather than the carpark behind coles, which is often empty (except Sunday mornings of course). Parking there means a walk around to the front or to the other side past the child care centre, around the back of the post office and in.

basketofcat basketofcat 5:24 pm 02 Dec 13

JessP said :

News appears to be trying to steal the Riot Act thunder by publishing this today:

http://www.news.com.au/money/investing/coles-managing-director-ian-mcleod-blows-up-at-inconsiderate-and-selfish-parking-space-fiend/story-e6frfmdr-1226773371361

Bastards.

Coles are the bastards for employing “team members”? Maybe employing isn’t even the right word…

RandomPoster RandomPoster 5:22 pm 02 Dec 13

tim_c said :

#2 – I’d like to see the photo showing where the parking space dividing line was 😉

You can just see the line in the photo. Look at the exhaust pipe on the Audi, the line is just visible under it.

c_c™ c_c™ 4:38 pm 02 Dec 13

JessP said :

News appears to be trying to steal the Riot Act thunder by publishing this today:

http://www.news.com.au/money/investing/coles-managing-director-ian-mcleod-blows-up-at-inconsiderate-and-selfish-parking-space-fiend/story-e6frfmdr-1226773371361

Bastards.

News is so desperate for content these days they’ll recycle anything. I’m actually genuinely surprised they (or Fairfax) haven’t made a play for RiotACT yet, would be one of the smarter investments they could have made.

Gnaty77 Gnaty77 3:50 pm 02 Dec 13

tim_c said :

#2 – I’d like to see the photo showing where the parking space dividing line was 😉

I wondered that too, but I think I can just make out a line directly beneath the Audi’s exhaust… in which case… definite parking fail!

Erg0 Erg0 3:33 pm 02 Dec 13

JessP said :

News appears to be trying to steal the Riot Act thunder by publishing this today:

http://www.news.com.au/money/investing/coles-managing-director-ian-mcleod-blows-up-at-inconsiderate-and-selfish-parking-space-fiend/story-e6frfmdr-1226773371361

Bastards.

I notice that they’re all taken from the same Facebook page. News.com: Tumblr for the unhip.

Holden Caulfield Holden Caulfield 2:47 pm 02 Dec 13
JessP JessP 1:48 pm 02 Dec 13

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