This just in:
Last night or early this morning someone decided they needed my brand new KTM 200 EXC 2013 model more than I did. It is brand new and I haven’t even gone for a ride.
Stolen from Allara St in the City, opposite the pool in a restricted access garage, it was chained up and they took that also, no evidence of it being cut etc.
Rego: 88722. No mirrors and the stock orange hand guards replaced with orange barkbusters.
If anyone sees it, or the people, can the police be called, or an email shot off to
firstname.lastname@example.org (It’ll be received instantly)