The ABC brings word of one Mark Gremmert, 38, who likes running into things on Starke Street in Holt.
In January, Mark Gremmert collided with a motorcyclist on Starke Street in Holt.
He recorded a blood alcohol level of 0.074.
Three months later he crashed on the same street, hitting a guard rail and mounting his car on the kerb.
He recorded a blood alcohol level of 0.23.
With five DUI convictions since 1992 Chief Magistrate Burns expressed surprise Mark had not been sent to the pokie before.
The sentence was five months weekend detention and an indefinite licence disqualification.