Anyone know definitely (not, “why don’t you try an asian grocer”) where I can get these in Canberra?
No leaves here just the good stuff extracted!
Why can’t you take a piss at Yoko’s place?
I am pretty sure I have seen betel leaves in a packet behind the counter at Bharat International Shop in Oatley Circuit, Belconnen.
What do you call a dog with wings?
What’s yellow and lives off dead Beatles?
There used to be one growing on my back fence in Cairns. While you specifically stated that we were not to suggest “why don’t you try an asian grocer”, I would suggest you try the indian grocer in Belco.
What would you find if you dug up John Lennon?
Four slugs and a dead Beatle.
Didn’t they have some albums out before a couple of them departed? Vinyl I believe, and some mono to boot!
Check your “handbook for the recently deceased”.
Betel leaves, betel leaves, betel leaves!
The Australian War Memorial plans to spend $498 million on extensions and will demolish their 17-year-old ANZAC Hall. How would you honour our veterans?