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Pauline Packages

By johnboy 20 March 2007 17

The Canberra Times has the shudder inducing news that the Sundown Village Motel is planning to offer “Pauline Packages” to the sick sick sick *BLUURGGH* individuals looking to have a leg over in the same bed that Pauline Hanson is alleging she let herself be seduced by David Oldfield.

“The only problem is the current managers of the Sundown Village Motel arrived two years after the now-disputed liaison and do not know which of the 100 rooms is The One.

But considering all the rooms are near-identical, managers Anya and Eric Krauss are still banking on a Pauline-led boom in business.”

The Daily Terror has the background on the story for those who haven’t caught up.

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Ralph 8:49 am 22 Mar 07

I wish you people would stop bagging out my Mum!!

Pauline is a red-blooded Australian woman with the same appetites as everyone else.

I’m calling for photographic evidence…

Ari 4:40 pm 21 Mar 07

… a battered sav more like.

neanderthalsis 4:36 pm 21 Mar 07

I wonder if the room package comes with free roomservice options of fish and chips?

West_Kambah_4eva 8:32 am 21 Mar 07

Pauline has a prehensile vagina.

Mr Evil 3:30 pm 20 Mar 07

Please explain.

Maybe there were too many Asians staying at the Hyatt, which put David and Pauline off staying there?

I wonder who was on top?

Hasdrubahl 2:15 pm 20 Mar 07

Well hopefully the Hyatt turned them away.

johnboy 1:11 pm 20 Mar 07

Which teens can afford that??

kimba 1:06 pm 20 Mar 07

You’d think David could have found a more up-market hotel to shag Pauline in – not the Sundown Village Motel when teens go for their first date LOL

apehammer 12:51 pm 20 Mar 07

Personally, the idea of doing it in the same bed as Pauline Hanson makes me hornier than a horny toad on Viagra!

mutley 12:43 pm 20 Mar 07

Redheads always go off like firecrackers, but… no.

Danman 12:36 pm 20 Mar 07

I thought it was the Travel Agents ringing up the motel to try and facilitate packages for their clients.

As if th emotel would say no to a travel agent roping in suckers.

Personally – any room that Ms Hanson has had sex in should be well avoided.

seepi 12:09 pm 20 Mar 07


From viral marketing to billious!

johnboy 12:01 pm 20 Mar 07

Given what pauline will do for money these days I’m surprised they couldn’t get her back to identify the room.

Hasdrubahl 12:01 pm 20 Mar 07

I believe that it all happened in Room 69.

sheer 12:00 pm 20 Mar 07

That is the single most revolting thing I have heard since the details of this supposed liaison came to light.


I think I speak for all Australians when I say “uuuurrrrrgggghhhhhh”.

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