20 March 2007

Pauline Packages

| johnboy
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The Canberra Times has the shudder inducing news that the Sundown Village Motel is planning to offer “Pauline Packages” to the sick sick sick *BLUURGGH* individuals looking to have a leg over in the same bed that Pauline Hanson is alleging she let herself be seduced by David Oldfield.

“The only problem is the current managers of the Sundown Village Motel arrived two years after the now-disputed liaison and do not know which of the 100 rooms is The One.

But considering all the rooms are near-identical, managers Anya and Eric Krauss are still banking on a Pauline-led boom in business.”

The Daily Terror has the background on the story for those who haven’t caught up.

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I wish you people would stop bagging out my Mum!!

VYBerlinaV8 now_with_added grunt8:39 am 22 Mar 07

Pauline is a red-blooded Australian woman with the same appetites as everyone else.

I’m calling for photographic evidence…

… a battered sav more like.

neanderthalsis4:36 pm 21 Mar 07

I wonder if the room package comes with free roomservice options of fish and chips?

West_Kambah_4eva8:32 am 21 Mar 07

Pauline has a prehensile vagina.

Please explain.

Maybe there were too many Asians staying at the Hyatt, which put David and Pauline off staying there?

I wonder who was on top?

Well hopefully the Hyatt turned them away.

Which teens can afford that??

You’d think David could have found a more up-market hotel to shag Pauline in – not the Sundown Village Motel when teens go for their first date LOL

Personally, the idea of doing it in the same bed as Pauline Hanson makes me hornier than a horny toad on Viagra!

Redheads always go off like firecrackers, but… no.

I thought it was the Travel Agents ringing up the motel to try and facilitate packages for their clients.

As if th emotel would say no to a travel agent roping in suckers.

Personally – any room that Ms Hanson has had sex in should be well avoided.


From viral marketing to billious!

Given what pauline will do for money these days I’m surprised they couldn’t get her back to identify the room.

I believe that it all happened in Room 69.

That is the single most revolting thing I have heard since the details of this supposed liaison came to light.


VYBerlinaV8 now_with_added grunt11:54 am 20 Mar 07

I think I speak for all Australians when I say “uuuurrrrrgggghhhhhh”.

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