The Canberra Times has the shudder inducing news that the Sundown Village Motel is planning to offer “Pauline Packages” to the sick sick sick *BLUURGGH* individuals looking to have a leg over in the same bed that Pauline Hanson is alleging she let herself be seduced by David Oldfield.
“The only problem is the current managers of the Sundown Village Motel arrived two years after the now-disputed liaison and do not know which of the 100 rooms is The One.
But considering all the rooms are near-identical, managers Anya and Eric Krauss are still banking on a Pauline-led boom in business.”
The Daily Terror has the background on the story for those who haven’t caught up.