ACT Policing have put out a media release on what could be one of the most inept robbery attempts of all time.
a man entered the Wattle Place [Lyneham] bakery just before 10.45am and demanded cash before fleeing the scene [without the cash].
After leaving the store, he was seen riding a pushbike across Northbourne Avenue towards Dickson.
A sad day for the inner north to have such an idiot in our midst.
On the other hand, with such commitment to principle, rigour in planning, and elegance of execution, he could make a good Liberal candidate at the next election.