Reiki Level One

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Reiki Level One     July 27th 2008

In this one day course, students are aligned to Reiki One by a series of attunements.

Students are fully trained in how to access and use this natural Universal Life Energy and are taught how to apply it in day to day situations. Learn how to focus the energy when healing or relaxation is needed. Notes and manual included.

A certificate is presented upon completion of this course.

Reiki is a holistic, energetic hands-on healing method that benefits humans and animals alike. It harmonises and balances all living things by working on the physical, mental, spiritual and emotional levels of being. Reiki uses sacred symbols to focus and enhance the energy and to help relieve blocks in the energy centres in the body. 

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66 Responses to Reiki Level One
ant ant 10:47 pm 10 Jul 08

Vic Bitterman said :

Absent Diane said :

i have obtained level 42 reiki

Fantastic British band AD : 🙂

Yup. I have their “best of” CD somewhere on my shelf, msut dig it out.
I hope they don’t do reiki though.

Vic Bitterman Vic Bitterman 5:32 pm 10 Jul 08

Absent Diane said :

i have obtained level 42 reiki

Fantastic British band AD : 🙂

PBO PBO 12:43 pm 10 Jul 08

Reiki, you have got to be f*#@ing kidding me. This is about as legitimate as Reflexology.

p1 p1 12:37 pm 10 Jul 08

* Clear homes, offices, schools, buildings etc of negative energies and beliefs and programs.


fnaah fnaah 12:28 pm 10 Jul 08

<Bloodninja>I put on my robe and wizard hat…

Thumper Thumper 12:27 pm 10 Jul 08

I collect bacteria for a hobby. Also the odd virus 😉

astrojax astrojax 12:24 pm 10 Jul 08

but i spat in that beer, thumper. so, did you catch what i’ve got? 🙂

Widdershins Widdershins 12:10 pm 10 Jul 08

They say there are fish in the ocean,
they say there are fish in the sea.
they say there are goldfish in goldmines,
but it all sounds like bullshit to me.

Woody Mann-Caruso Woody Mann-Caruso 12:07 pm 10 Jul 08

I’m a ninja. I can play the trombone despite the fact I was born without lips. My stools are as firm and white as cue-balls. They smell faintly of jasmine. I eat only glass, and then only organic glass. My only regret is that I cannot fly without the aid of my two luminous violet wings. My IQ is thirty points above the human norm. I know pi from beginning to end. I am ENTIRELY WEIGHTLESS, and can breathe fire, though I do not choose to.

– some guy on slashdot

PeraPHon PeraPHon 12:03 pm 10 Jul 08

I’m a 12th level paladin with 18 STR, 18 CHR, +5 Holy Avenging bastard sword, +4 full plate armour, 109 hit points and a lovely white war horse.

Thumper Thumper 11:47 am 10 Jul 08

I have reached the ultimate level whereby I can drink your beer no matter where you are on this planet at any given time. Think about it, remember all those times you have gone to have a sip of your beer only to find the glass empty?

You know it makes sense….

Jazz Jazz 11:43 am 10 Jul 08

you people have far too much time on your hands

Skidbladnir Skidbladnir 11:21 am 10 Jul 08

I’m a fifth level vegan, and only eat things that don’t cast a shadow.

Absent Diane Absent Diane 11:14 am 10 Jul 08

i have obtained level 42 reiki – I now exist in metaphysical form only. I transcend dimensions and can control your legs. I am neither the future, past or present.

Woody Mann-Caruso Woody Mann-Caruso 11:09 am 10 Jul 08

Does the same apply to those who believe in god?

Doubly so. At least reiki is a testable and falsifiable hypothesis. Invisible sky fairy nobody can see or hear until after they’re dead isn’t.

Snahons_scv6_berlina Snahons_scv6_berlina 10:18 am 10 Jul 08

Once I graduate, Can I attune my certificate to my a$$ so every time I take a dump I can wave the paper past it and magically clean it without having to touch it ? Spritiual, hygenic and environmentally friendly, now thats wholistic !

fnaah fnaah 10:10 am 10 Jul 08

lol@skidbladnir. (Damn, I just admitted to getting the joke.)

Jazz, my optinion is that the same does indeed apply.

Richard Dawkin’s latest doco “The Enemies of Reason” is well worth a look. It’s available in youtube sized chunks (, otherwise torrents are readily avaialble.

neanderthalsis neanderthalsis 9:34 am 10 Jul 08

*Learn about Quantum Physics and DNA Activation and how this validates and supports Theta Healing as an immensely powerful tool.
*Find and change genetic pre-dispositions, such as poor eyesight, health, balding etc.

You mean I can learn quantum physics and cure my baldness all in 3 days? Sign me up…

I’m sure if the OP had advertised: “Learn the healing power of full body massage by a nubile young wench” there would be a number of us reaching for the chequebook.

Jazz Jazz 9:33 am 10 Jul 08


Does the same apply to those who believe in god? That is no more ‘proven’ than anything going on here.

Woody Mann-Caruso Woody Mann-Caruso 9:19 am 10 Jul 08

I didn’t jump on it because it’s an ad. I jumped on it because I’m sick of living in a new Dark Age, where people believe in spirits and ghosts and mystical energies.

Want to put your beliefs out there? Fine. But we know from a previous thread that RiotACTers tend to be highly educated people, and we know from other research that such people tend to have a much lower threshold for tolerating this sort of cr.p.

If you believe this stuff, you’re delusional, stupid, or both. You lack even the tiny amount of intellectual rigour needed to think this through and wonder how you could objectively test whether it’s real or not.

We need to stop pussy-footing around these people. I don’t respect or tolerate their views and beliefs, because they’re lies. The planet and the species are collectively worse off because of them. They’re a drain on our social and intellectual capital. Get a clue, and embrace reality.

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