Saffron - A review

Haha! No, in truth there is only the one maxi- in this relationship. The boombattiness was merely a temporary illusion caused by full bellies. Saria is indeed deserving of her title, “Minima”

Except, Jim, if you left the restaurant “like a couple of big (satisfied) fatty boombatties”, she is probably now a “Maxima”!
-I hesitate to say, “Porca”.

Thanks guys. Yes, I find acknowledgement of the correct gender of your girlfriend to be one of the more important parts of a successful relationship. Sarah is much happier with her new name, Saria Minima, as it is both grammatically correct and nicer sounding.

To clarify – Terubo is correcting your latin there. “-ius” is a masculine suffix. Now, your girlfriend might very well be a match for any bloke, but she remains a girl. Latin’s not one of those PC languages – it has different terms for blokes and sheilas.

It’s the gender, Big Jim, the gender! Try something like Saria Minima, she might be pleased with your recognition of her gender…
-Unless she IS a guy, in which case my apologies. You never can tell, these days.

Sarius… is my poor attempt at a Roman equivalent for Sarah. Perhaps Sarahius might have been better.

And yes – there was plenty for all. Perhaps too much. We both rolled out of that place like a couple of big (satisfied) fatty boombatties.

I don’t know who the manager was, but everyone who came to our table was very pleasant.

Marvin the manager is a good guy.

4 thumbs up about this restaurant.

A girl with a bloke’s name, Big Jim?
Hope you left some for her to eat.