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Stupid, stupid, stupid local facebook group – “drink driving should be a sport”

By johnboy - 25 June 2009 50

[First filed: June 24, 2009 @ 10:36]

Local youth are at it again with ill-advised ventures onto Facebook.

The latest corker being “drink driving should be a sport” set up by one Brendon Cooper.

Looking for 100 cars for a “drink driving marathon” Brendon advises on the event’s wall what the plan is:

    the idea is to get the furthest before u get done .and each thing u hit gives u more points lol … asholes got me 2 streets from home was going so well too

It should be noted that some of the 159 to date who have joined the group did so to tell Brendon what a bad idea it all is. Which elicited responses like this:

    shut up hoe im gunning for your bedroom wall when i go out next … f***ing live a little you f***ing p*ssy

I’ll be approaching Brendon for comment and will get back to you.

Parents of driving age children would be well advised to check their little darlings haven’t signed up.

UPDATE: Brendon says, now, that the whole thing is meant to be a joke. I’ll leave it as an exercise for the readers to judge how funny it is.

What’s Your opinion?


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50 Responses to
Stupid, stupid, stupid local facebook group – “drink driving should be a sport”
peterh 12:32 pm 24 Jun 09

can’t you report a group for facebook to remove it? would have thought facebook admins wouldn’t be very impressed with this kind of group…

V twin venom 12:28 pm 24 Jun 09

Is there a law against inciting people to break the law?

Deadmandrinking 12:24 pm 24 Jun 09

I think the photo indicates it might be a joke.

phototext 12:24 pm 24 Jun 09

“Maybe we should encourage them to do it offroad”

Perhaps it could be a proper event. A yearly drunken rally bash, sponsored by Cougar Bourbon. No ambulances in attendance of course, that would be cheating. The competition involves getting plastered and driving round the track until all competitors are dead.

Evolution and entertainment all rolled into one marketable event.

Hank 12:23 pm 24 Jun 09

My goodness! I hope this fool doesn’t hurt anyone.

VYBerlinaV8_the_one_ 11:56 am 24 Jun 09

Maybe we should encourage them to do it offroad, the idea being that:
1) There’s a far, far lower probability of an innocent person being involved;
2) They will be less likely to be stopped by cops; and
3) They’ll be further from help when accidents happen, thus thinning the shallow end of the gene pool more effectively.

Postalgeek 11:37 am 24 Jun 09

phototext said :

Excellent, I do enjoy a bit of bogan baiting. They’re so cute when they get all righteous. Like a toddler after too much red cordial.

Right, I now know to brace myself for when my cordial-deprived little toddler yells “shut up hoe im gunning for your bedroom wall when i go out next … f***ing live a little you f***ing p*ssy!”
Thanks for the heads up 🙂

Postalgeek 11:32 am 24 Jun 09

This could be a great idea, from a eugenics point-of-view.

phototext 11:29 am 24 Jun 09

“I’ll be approaching Brendon for comment and will get back to you”

Excellent, I do enjoy a bit of bogan baiting. They’re so cute when they get all righteous. Like a toddler after too much red cordial.

huwr 11:11 am 24 Jun 09

He’s just a troll.

ant 11:09 am 24 Jun 09

Johnboy said:
“I’ll be approaching Brendon for comment and will get back to you.”

Does a Flame of the Week count if it was blatantly solicited like this?

burkes08 11:06 am 24 Jun 09

G-Fresh said :

Got to be a joke.

Have a look at his profile. He looks like the type that would think that this is funny.

justbands 11:05 am 24 Jun 09

> Got to be a joke.

Could be…although that southern cross tatt may suggest that yes, this guy really is that big a loser (or should I say “looser” so that he’ll understand should he happen to read this thread).

G-Fresh 11:01 am 24 Jun 09

Got to be a joke.

burkes08 10:56 am 24 Jun 09

Good to see he has the mandatory southern cross tattoo, loser!

Ahh, I do have a mutual friend though…… not anymore!

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