Stupid, stupid, stupid local facebook group – “drink driving should be a sport”

johnboy 25 June 2009 50

[First filed: June 24, 2009 @ 10:36]

Local youth are at it again with ill-advised ventures onto Facebook.

The latest corker being “drink driving should be a sport” set up by one Brendon Cooper.

Looking for 100 cars for a “drink driving marathon” Brendon advises on the event’s wall what the plan is:

    the idea is to get the furthest before u get done .and each thing u hit gives u more points lol … asholes got me 2 streets from home was going so well too

It should be noted that some of the 159 to date who have joined the group did so to tell Brendon what a bad idea it all is. Which elicited responses like this:

    shut up hoe im gunning for your bedroom wall when i go out next … f***ing live a little you f***ing p*ssy

I’ll be approaching Brendon for comment and will get back to you.

Parents of driving age children would be well advised to check their little darlings haven’t signed up.

UPDATE: Brendon says, now, that the whole thing is meant to be a joke. I’ll leave it as an exercise for the readers to judge how funny it is.


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50 Responses to Stupid, stupid, stupid local facebook group – “drink driving should be a sport”
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astrojax astrojax 9:55 pm 10 Nov 11

yebbut, the reason we’re generally so poor at driving while drunk is that we don’t learn to drive while drunk… see?

someone point me to facebook – there’s a page needs starting…

ant ant 10:34 pm 25 Jun 09

Do you think they might go for our paddock idea though?

canberratowie2 canberratowie2 9:29 pm 25 Jun 09

Look out scott elrick is on to us !! http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=92784358249

Everyone act natural LOL

Deckard Deckard 1:34 pm 25 Jun 09

Skidd Marx said :

Pommie slang should stay over there.

What a bunch of flaming drongo’s!!

Skidd Marx Skidd Marx 12:20 pm 25 Jun 09

farnarkler said :

What a chav.

Pommie slang should stay over there.

Addison Addison 11:44 am 25 Jun 09

what’s funny is that kids these days are stupid enough to do something like this.

G-Fresh G-Fresh 11:40 am 25 Jun 09

farnarkler said :

What a chav.

+100%

Whatsup Whatsup 9:50 am 25 Jun 09

Not all jokes are funny to everyone.

The chaser boys have learned that lesson.

ant ant 9:32 am 25 Jun 09

Yep, if it was really funny, they’d have stuck a “LOL” with the hahaha.

jessieduck jessieduck 8:53 am 25 Jun 09

cind said :

hahaha yes its a JOKE!!!!!!!!!!

It’s not actually funny.

Thumper Thumper 8:35 am 25 Jun 09

It’s got to be a joke. No-one could really be that stupid.

cind cind 8:32 am 25 Jun 09

hahaha yes its a JOKE!!!!!!!!!!

Chop71 Chop71 12:36 am 25 Jun 09

Ha Ha Ha,

Can’t wait to see the police read this out at his court appearance, the judge will love it.

…and a note to his laywer, you can now double your fees.

Good luck Brendon

ahappychappy ahappychappy 11:29 pm 24 Jun 09

Unfortunately, by looking at the group members a majority of them are not “kids” and seem to be mid-twenties or so.

I hope this is a joke, and if not, I hope the people who are thinking of planning the “drink driving marathon” take themselves out cleanly with no cost to property (other than their own), the government, the community and other people on the roads.

Think of it as gene pool clensing.

ant ant 10:50 pm 24 Jun 09

We don’t have freedom of speech, spideydog. We have not legal or mandated right to it, and our myriad laws militate against it very clearly. We like the idea, but not the reality.

bubzie bubzie 10:44 pm 24 Jun 09

oh man, we have mutual friends! FAIL!

Spideydog Spideydog 10:38 pm 24 Jun 09

Adza said :

#28 whilst yes it is disgraceful, shutting the group down is only another form of censorship. I’m sure people are adult enough to realise that it’s a stupid group and most probably a joke or someone using a poor humour attempt.

Freedom of speech can only go so far ….. there are some (very few admittedly) people in the community that may actually think this is a good idea and do it …. it only takes one person to take this as the real deal, drink and drive to “hit as much as you can before getting caught” to kill someone. Would you be happy to tell the family of a killed loved one that we didn’t shut down a group that incited drink driving, because it may infringe their free speech !!!

Adza Adza 10:24 pm 24 Jun 09

#28 whilst yes it is disgraceful, shutting the group down is only another form of censorship. I’m sure people are adult enough to realise that it’s a stupid group and most probably a joke or someone using a poor humour attempt.

ant ant 9:27 pm 24 Jun 09

jazza said :

i laughed a bit at the ‘related groups’ listed on the page. typically these groups have a similar demographic of members:

# Support Matthew Johns

# Summernats PETITION

# Burnouts should be legal

Oh good grief!

As for a summernats petition, they don’t need names you silly bogan, they need MONEY! Lots of it! they have chic’s huge salary to finance.

farnarkler farnarkler 8:53 pm 24 Jun 09

What a chav.

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