The great FaceBook Moose poll

I went to Mooseheads once in about 1995: it appeared to be full of retards, murderers, paedophiles, meataxes, tossers and skanks: the kind of people I normally like to hang out with!

I haven’t been back since. I cried when they decided to rebuild it!

Whats wrong with phoenix – oh maybe you hate a quiet place to have a chat without having to raise your voice over doof doof and check out a live local band.

Maybe Im old or married – who knows – but never been one for the whole go out get wayyysted and try to pull a root at SP or Moosheads.

Gimmie live bands, local talent and a bulmers and I am a happy man – simplistic yes – but I am one of many.

hahahaha, 1,081 members to Mooseheads is a joke.

ahahaha somebody said they hang at phoenix ..

comedy gold

I’m actually happy that Mooseheads exists as a way of keeping all of those people out of the bars you actually want to go to? You know, like flypaper.

I just got this from the ‘Mooseheads Is A Joke’ group:

Its official….
Mooseheads is a joke. (Like you didn’t already know)
Within four days of the group opening we have not only beaten the Mooseheads appreciation group but it is still growing at a steady rate.

You know, with all the crazy things going on in this world at least its good to know the majority of Canberrans have some level sensibility…. No matter how hectic your weekends are….

its also great to see the amount of participation within the group discussions… maybe it would be better if people didn’t get racial… just remember if you go to moose it doesn’t matter where your from, you’re a probably a dickhead ( or being dragged along for the first time with a dickhead) …

Heres to making the group twice as popular…

moosehayte xoxo

Mooseheads and SPC – keeping the producers of white pants in business ever since grass stains were permanent.

‘four floors of whores’

and the problem with that is?

I’m in the Phoenix category for a win all nights of the week.

What is Bar32? Is that how low you go before people accuse you of baby snatching?

I would love to add myself to the Mooseheads is a joke group. But the only thing I hate more than Mooseheads is Facebook..and Myspace..and Bebo…
Hang on that’s not right – Mooseheads is the root of all evil….So whatever the score just +1 for my vote on the Mooseheads is a joke group.

Bar32 for the win on Friday nights.

Oh you know me, always up for a good chat-up line. When i’m drunk, i’m likely to humour you for longer than if I wasn’t drunk. You should know that JB, hehe.

I don’t need to be hit on by some 35 year old guy (or girl), I don’t need my ass grabbed and I don’t need to be told i’m sexy by some complete stranger

Except when so drunk you can’t remember your name I take it?

Obviously the scores are going to jump around a bit, it’s going to be a long night!

PS. its 941 vs 940 to Mooseheads Is A Joke

I joined the ‘Mooseheads Is A Joke’ group. Because, well, it is.

‘four floors of whores’

Even the Mooseheads DJ has joined. I only ever go there when I am so drunk that I can’t remember my own name. I don’t need to be hit on by some 35 year old guy (or girl), I don’t need my ass grabbed and I don’t need to be told i’m sexy by some complete stranger. Mooseheads = Death.

Enough with the skanks, enough with the greased up guys, let the place burn!!! (again)