The Last Prom @ The Ainslie Arts Centre. What's a plausible Canberra based apocalypse?

Barcham said :

Hundreds of cyclists everyday ride along the dark cycling paths of Canberra, tracing out the hidden occult symbols written into Canberra’s soil many years ago. Slowly these satanic energies will open a gaping demonic mouth beneath Garema place.

Proof that those who oppose on-road cycle lanes “in the light” are the evil that move amongst us.

Somebody really does “Turn to the Dark Side” from the tax office carpark…

The Greens ever holding the balance of power……….again – whoops, apocalypse already!

A new strain of syphilis breaks out in Kambah and Charnwood, which creates a glut of secondhand white Commodores, which in turn destroys the Australian car industry.

Burl Doble becomes first president of the Free State of Canberra, with Alan Jones as his righthand man and Philip Pocock as the gimp.

The bunker/missile silo/secret hidaway beneath LBG collapses, causing a massive tsunami that strikes the inner south of Canberra and destroys the Royal Australian Mint, thereby causing a localised financial crisis.

The ACT finally gets open Government, which reveals that Jon Stanhope was a reptoid – and a thin-skinned one at that. He takes his revenge by releasing his spawn from beneath Mt Ainslie.

Alistair Coe fails his Latin examination, and ends up with a hot crumpet wedged between his buttocks.

Summernats supporters scream out ‘show us ya t*ts’ one time too many, leading the Canberra Roller Derby ladies and their loyal supporters to rise up and massacre everyone at EPIC in one family-friendly evening of blood and gore.

All of the above?

Hundreds of cyclists everyday ride along the dark cycling paths of Canberra, tracing out the hidden occult symbols written into Canberra’s soil many years ago. Slowly these satanic energies will open a gaping demonic mouth beneath Garema place.

Philip Pocock will be responsible for the Canberra Apocalypse, along with the minions who voted for his perverted vision of the 1950s; all straightness and rules and strict gender divisions. And just as he dies he will see the Beast, holding a rather large marrow.