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The Last Prom @ The Ainslie Arts Centre. What’s a plausible Canberra based apocalypse?

By johnboy - 25 October 2012 5

The Last Prom has been working its way through the end times for nearly 18 months now. Describing itself on Facebook thusly:

Destined from birth to bring about The End Of All Things, but in love with Pop Music since the moment he was born, The Son of the Beast has married his twin loves by turning his Four Horseman (Death, Famine, Pestilence and War) into the greatest high school dance band the world has ever known! The world will end, not in fire, not in ice… but in a fatal warp of melody and rhythm!

The end of all things is coming up at the Ainslie Arts Centre:

-The Final Last Prom Event Is Here!
-The Antichrist and his Pop Band have transformed The Ainslie Arts centre into Alistair Crowley High School, home of The Cult Of Doomsday!
-Witness the Tragic love story between The Antichrist and Death!
-10 all-new songs that form the Ritual of Armageddon!
-The Canberra Musicians Club and 2xx Local’n’Live present a 1-hour stage show featuring a Dark Host of ACT Artists and performers!
-Witness or learn the Dance of Doomsday!

Buy your ticket now!
http://www.moshtix.com.au/event.aspx?id=60904&ref=moshtix&skin

We have a double pass going for the paid subscriber who suggests the best reason for a Canberra-based Apocalypse.

Everyone feel free to suggest away in the comments but only those who are financial at COB on Thursday 1 November 2012 will be eligible for selection by the Son of the Beast himself.

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The Last Prom @ The Ainslie Arts Centre. What’s a plausible Canberra based apocalypse?
Aeek 7:50 pm 28 Oct 12

Barcham said :

Hundreds of cyclists everyday ride along the dark cycling paths of Canberra, tracing out the hidden occult symbols written into Canberra’s soil many years ago. Slowly these satanic energies will open a gaping demonic mouth beneath Garema place.

Proof that those who oppose on-road cycle lanes “in the light” are the evil that move amongst us.

switch 12:30 pm 28 Oct 12

Somebody really does “Turn to the Dark Side” from the tax office carpark…

Mr Evil 11:34 am 28 Oct 12

The Greens ever holding the balance of power……….again – whoops, apocalypse already!

A new strain of syphilis breaks out in Kambah and Charnwood, which creates a glut of secondhand white Commodores, which in turn destroys the Australian car industry.

Burl Doble becomes first president of the Free State of Canberra, with Alan Jones as his righthand man and Philip Pocock as the gimp.

The bunker/missile silo/secret hidaway beneath LBG collapses, causing a massive tsunami that strikes the inner south of Canberra and destroys the Royal Australian Mint, thereby causing a localised financial crisis.

The ACT finally gets open Government, which reveals that Jon Stanhope was a reptoid – and a thin-skinned one at that. He takes his revenge by releasing his spawn from beneath Mt Ainslie.

Alistair Coe fails his Latin examination, and ends up with a hot crumpet wedged between his buttocks.

Summernats supporters scream out ‘show us ya t*ts’ one time too many, leading the Canberra Roller Derby ladies and their loyal supporters to rise up and massacre everyone at EPIC in one family-friendly evening of blood and gore.

All of the above?

Barcham 12:41 am 28 Oct 12

Hundreds of cyclists everyday ride along the dark cycling paths of Canberra, tracing out the hidden occult symbols written into Canberra’s soil many years ago. Slowly these satanic energies will open a gaping demonic mouth beneath Garema place.

poetix 4:15 pm 25 Oct 12

Philip Pocock will be responsible for the Canberra Apocalypse, along with the minions who voted for his perverted vision of the 1950s; all straightness and rules and strict gender divisions. And just as he dies he will see the Beast, holding a rather large marrow.

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