Who is Celeste Italiano?

I want what @bimbogeek is taking!

She changed it 🙁

Jordania said :

Celeste Italiano is an International Woman of Mystery with her finger firmly on the Assembly pulse, when she can find it.

That ‘pulse’ has well and truly left the building! Last rites have been given and received!

I’m sticking with the ship theory – and of course the plausible theory that it is in fact some new, crime fighting, kitten saving device…………………………..then again, that may be the oxycontin talking………….

Celeste Italiano is an International Woman of Mystery with her finger firmly on the Assembly pulse, when she can find it.

Antagonist said :

I can’t believe it. I’m a bogan and I actually understood those comments. I wouldn’t dare suggest I might be a ‘smart bogan’ though. That would be an oxy … errr … contradic … fugg it!

Where is my Woodstock? Pirate ship must have visited Tuggeranong again.

I think the word you were looking for was ‘oxycontin’ – just from one bogan to another!

BimboGeek said :

I hope her crew and passengers weren’t eaten by the LBG Monster. 🙁

Hen’s night gone wrong, most likely.

I can’t believe it. I’m a bogan and I actually understood those comments. I wouldn’t dare suggest I might be a ‘smart bogan’ though. That would be an oxy … errr … contradic … fugg it!

Where is my Woodstock? Pirate ship must have visited Tuggeranong again.

I hope her crew and passengers weren’t eaten by the LBG Monster. 🙁

BimboGeek said :

Then maybe she’s a ghost pirate ship that floats on Lake Burley Griffin and the black mountain tower is actually a lighthouse designed to keep her from haunting the Inner North. I mean, I haven’t been haunted by a pirate ship lately, so it must be working!

Okay, that works for me!

Then maybe she’s a ghost pirate ship that floats on Lake Burley Griffin and the black mountain tower is actually a lighthouse designed to keep her from haunting the Inner North. I mean, I haven’t been haunted by a pirate ship lately, so it must be working!