Win for Jesus on Mt Ainslie

MtAinslieWitches 16 May 2010 23

Mt Ainslie

Greetings All,

It seems, after all, the Jesus had a massive win on Mt Ainslie last year.

Read All About It!!
http://catchthefire.com.au/blog/2010/05/10/pastor-daniel-meets-ex-satanist-from-mount-ainslie-in-canberra/

I guess we will have to go up there and re-reclaim the mountain for the Witches, we cant have our young
Satanists being converted like this. I dont know weither to laugh or cry, lol

Kind Regards
Magister MtAinslieWitches


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p1 p1 9:59 am 18 May 10

Is there a way to put it that doesn’t sound silly?

Well, there are a lot of people out there that seem pretty convinced. Actually, the bit that usually worries me the most, is not that someone can hold firmly to such beliefs, but that they can simultaneously dismiss another persons equally odd belief as ridiculous.

Thoroughly Smashed Thoroughly Smashed 9:27 am 18 May 10

p1 said :

However, very few people laugh at moderate/liberal christians, who believe that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father killed himself to save us from himself and can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that he put in all humans because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

When you put it like that it just sounds silly….

Who says we don’t laugh at moderate chistians?

Is there a way to put it that doesn’t sound silly?

When he/she puts it like that it sounds rather amusing.

pug206gti pug206gti 9:12 am 18 May 10

So Jesus helps you lose weight and not look like a bogan? Let revival sweep through Queanbeyan!

p1 p1 3:28 pm 17 May 10

However, very few people laugh at moderate/liberal christians, who believe that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father killed himself to save us from himself and can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that he put in all humans because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

When you put it like that it just sounds silly….

Who says we don’t laugh at moderate chistians?

Bosworth Bosworth 3:01 pm 17 May 10

good point, farq.

Danny Nalliah is often laughed at for holding outrageous opinions.

However, very few people laugh at moderate/liberal christians, who believe that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father killed himself to save us from himself and can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that he put in all humans because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

farq farq 2:00 pm 17 May 10

Bosworth said :

I feel sorry for all the poor followers that danny nalliah is scamming money from.

What makes Danny so different to other religious leaders?

At least Danny is not ashamed of the crazy things he believes in.

Bosworth Bosworth 1:03 pm 17 May 10

I feel sorry for all the poor followers that danny nalliah is scamming money from.

BimboGeek BimboGeek 9:39 am 17 May 10

The entire article reads like a parody. Are you sure it wasn’t lifted from Onion?

puzzlepunk puzzlepunk 9:02 pm 16 May 10

can we do it again this October?

Monster of the Deep Monster of the Deep 8:22 pm 16 May 10

I love the Slayer T-shirt on one of the guys lol.

Thoroughly Smashed Thoroughly Smashed 5:45 pm 16 May 10

Love the keywords on that blog post.

“Christian persecution”

“Freedom of religion”

Excuse me while I pick myself up off the floor.

PBO PBO 1:48 pm 16 May 10

Long term set up for the Catch the Fire Ministries? I was at that little shindig and I thought that the full blown satanist was a bit of a put on, for f#*ks sake, it was a texta tattoo on his arm.

The youth whose eternal soul that you saved was a Clayton’s Satanist, your altar blood was anti rust paint and you look like the type of Pastor who gets fashion advice from daggy Phillipino pimps in gold chains, polyester and whatever else you “congregation” gives to you.

Nice try Danny, get a real job, stop bothering God.

Satan 2 – Jesus Nil

Pommy bastard Pommy bastard 1:09 pm 16 May 10

He’s swapping a belief in the bad bogeyman under the bed, for a belief in the tooth fairy, BFD.

We all have our need to believe in something, I believe I’ll have another beer.

NickD NickD 12:33 pm 16 May 10

I wonder how many Catch the Fire people are now Satanists? (there must be a few)

fgzk fgzk 11:24 am 16 May 10

Cleo…….. “I don’t care if that’s what makes people happy, as long as they leave me alone and keep their opinions to themselves!”

Come on, that’s not like you. dannybear thinks they are on “roofies”. That should at least draw an opinion from you that smoking insulation causes dopey hallucinations.

Pandy Pandy 10:47 am 16 May 10

A man with his arm around another man.

This would be so wrong in the Catholic Church priesthood.

farq farq 10:05 am 16 May 10

Steve you troll!

Danny coughed up the ticket price in the end?

dannybear dannybear 3:33 am 16 May 10

He looks high in the second picture and the priest looks a bit too happy….roofies anyone?

cleo cleo 2:57 am 16 May 10

I don’t care if that’s what makes people happy, as long as they leave me alone and keep their opinions to themselves!

Rawhide Kid No 2 Rawhide Kid No 2 6:29 pm 15 May 10

I don’t know if I’m wrong or not but…….The Steve in the picture on the right looks a lot thinner and shorter than the Steve in the Picture on the left. But then I could be wrong. And that Tattoo on Steve’s left arm could be an embarrassment if he did indeed change to the other side.

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