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Worst sledge ever

By 123qwe - 30 January 2009 46

Today I was given a mouthful by a young fella in Woden (car park rage related). His remark “ass-fingers”, was not only disturbing but hilarious.

Has anyone heard of this ‘new’ term of endearment?

Could this be the poorest sledging attempt thus far in this cricket season?

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Overheard 6:15 pm 31 Jan 09

Postcard? Postcode, mayhaps?!

astrojax 5:28 pm 31 Jan 09

if we’re on this path, one of my faves was viv richards – a young feisty bowler beat his bat and yelled down, ‘hey viv, it’s red and it’s shiny…’: hitting same feisty lad for a huge six into the next postcard, viv stood calmly and replied, ‘you know what it looks like, mon, go fetch it.’

i think the ‘she gave me a biscuit’ line was used against glenn mcgrath, not sure who the tubby wit was, but i suspect he was out soon thereafter, or off hurt…

Thumper 12:15 pm 31 Jan 09

Javed Miandad to merv Hughes.

‘Mervin, you are a fat bus conductor’

Hughes to Minadad after getting him out.

‘Tickets please’

New Yeah 12:01 pm 31 Jan 09

BerraBoy68, that was Eddo Brandes of Zimbabwe to Glen McGrath, as I recall.

The worst sledge I ever heard was in year 12 when an irate young gent referred to his tormentor as ‘faggot balls’.

BerraBoy68 10:40 am 31 Jan 09

Wasn’t there an urban legend about an attempted sledge gone wrong between an overweight indian cricketer and one of the Australian players during a test match:

Australian bowler: “Why are you so F***ing Fat, dumpy?”
Indian Batsman: “Because every time I F*** your wife she gives me a biscuit”.

I hear the slips cordon fell about laughing.

123qwe 10:27 am 31 Jan 09

I would have used the word ‘arse’, but the young wigger (white guy trying to be a dark skinned American – not my phrase so don’t get all racist on my ass) said “ass” as in the animal version. This made the sledge even more silly.

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