Readers will be thrilled to learn that despite showing no signs of useful activity Zed Seselja is alive and appears to be quite jolly.
The picture was sent in by a reader with the following note:
- See attached photo, Zed Seselja and Young Liberals at the Federal Convention on the weekend.
This photo was taken at a convention drinks function just prior to Zed, Alistar Coe and a bunch of drunken young liberals were spotted at Mooseheads night spot on Saturday night….. Good to see that the Leader of the Opposition and Youth Shadow Minister are so concerned about binge drinking that they would go and join in on the action.
It should, however, be noted that there’s no evidence at all to suggest Zed and Alistair were themselves drinking.
UPDATED: But what’s this in the Canberra Times?
Whether it got lifted (plagiarised?) from here, or our source sent it in to multiple outlets, is an exercise I will leave to the reader. But to all the Liberal fanbois hyperventilating in the comments about how we’ll never be “taken seriously” for running this sort of story, well, I’m laughing at you right now (OK, it’s more of a giggle).