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A free character assessment from the Motorists

By johnboy - 11 September 2012 36

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It’s hard to say what I love more.

    1. An incoherent rant posted after midnight

    2. “Real Australians” getting angry that actual Australians don’t just automatically agree with them.

So it was like Christmas when the user “Motoristparty” dropped this spray at 00:17 last night:

#54 Motoristparty
12:17 am, 11 Sep 12

I don’t mind being called a redneck as there are only two. There are red necks and yellow necks and I would hate to be one of you the gutless yellow necks. You haven’t got the balls to be tough on anyone, its all free and easy, everyone can do what they like until it impacts on you then you cry and ring the cops. You never put your hand up and have a go. You just sit there behind your keyboards inside your miserable little lives achieving nothing and tapping out self righteous crap. Anyway one day you might find a friend and your lonely little world might come to an end. It will be necessary for you to wear a scarf at all times because your one friend you found in life wont be around long once he spots your yellow neck.

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c_c 10:09 pm 11 Sep 12

Some phrases are getting real over used, time to fix this:

Real Australians®
Australian Way®
Aussie Battler®

Jivrashia 10:09 pm 11 Sep 12

I’m going to go out on a limb here and try to interpret, coherently to the best of my (limited) ability, the post by #54 Motoristparty:

I admit I am a redneck. (unable to interpret this as it appears his meaning is different from the traditional meaning)
You lack initiative, allow excessive and gratuitous tolerance, and fail to react until it directly impacts your life.
You don’t take proactive action, but only whine on the internet.
Hence, you are forever going to be ostracised for your inaction.

Something like that?

PantsMan 9:54 pm 11 Sep 12

Just like to point out that the Pirate Party does not have policies on:
* bashing Muslims;
* withdrawing for all international human rights conventions;
* “Real Australians”; or
* rednecks and yellownecks.

LSWCHP 5:55 pm 11 Sep 12

I like the cut of this guys gibberish, and I’d like to see some more.

Pork Hunt 5:32 pm 11 Sep 12

Postalgeek said :

Deref said :

poetix said :

Now this will, hopefully, win the Mully. It is most excellent.

Definitely deserving, in the true spirit of Mully. If he was alive today I bet he’d be a member of the AMP.

Mully, Justin Monfries, CRK, and Amber Westin can all be members.

No way. You have to have a license to be a motorist (legally anyway)…

Chic Henry has tweeted that their ‘polices/ideas/intentions are about to hit the streets. Stay tuned for practical and progressive thinking.’

For f***s sake. Progressive? Not a clue, not a freaking clue.

Would rather see a Liberal majority Govt than have this moron in the Assembly.

Solidarity 4:41 pm 11 Sep 12

Truthiness said :

who’d think a party supporting ancient internal combustion engines would be “conservative” in other ways? this is shocking, I’m shocked.

Electric motors were invented around the same time as internal combustion motors.

Truthiness 3:56 pm 11 Sep 12

Dr Koresh, I would never presume to be holier than you, I’m sorry if you feel that way. I don’t know you, I have no idea how holy you are, perhaps this feeling of unholiness is a manifestation of your own insecurities?

astrojax 3:37 pm 11 Sep 12

johnboy said :

I have no reason to think it’s not legit.

but it’s legit to think it’s not reasoned… pity it lacks the usual fotm’s random capitALISATIon and appallingest grammar and misspellyngz, but a fair try.

another vote for willowjim’s succinctness.

DrKoresh 3:35 pm 11 Sep 12

Truthiness said :

who’d think a party supporting ancient internal combustion engines would be “conservative” in other ways? this is shocking, I’m shocked.

The AMP are a bunch of twisted baboons but I’m actually finding your holier-than-thou self-righteous attitude even more distasteful than the tripe the motorists are serving up.
You’re not actually superior to everybody else in every single way, please go to redtube or the like the next time you’re feeling self-masturbatory, instead of trying to belittle people on RA.

Truthiness 3:24 pm 11 Sep 12

who’d think a party supporting ancient internal combustion engines would be “conservative” in other ways? this is shocking, I’m shocked.

Solidarity said :

I don’t think this is a real account. Surely? Johnboy can you trace the IP?

I’m buying it.

Solidarity 2:42 pm 11 Sep 12

I don’t think this is a real account. Surely? Johnboy can you trace the IP?

Postalgeek 2:32 pm 11 Sep 12

Deref said :

poetix said :

Now this will, hopefully, win the Mully. It is most excellent.

Definitely deserving, in the true spirit of Mully. If he was alive today I bet he’d be a member of the AMP.

Mully, Justin Monfries, CRK, and Amber Westin can all be members.

bundah 2:22 pm 11 Sep 12

Jungle Jim said :

poetix said :

Now this will, hopefully, win the Mully. It is most excellent.

Unfortunately, I think most people have taken up not feeding this kind of troll, so the discussion it generates isn’t likely to be enough to garner a Mully.

Nah i still got a dollar each way on a certain Anglican!

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