A free character assessment from the Motorists

johnboy 11 September 2012 36

motorists

It’s hard to say what I love more.

    1. An incoherent rant posted after midnight

    2. “Real Australians” getting angry that actual Australians don’t just automatically agree with them.

So it was like Christmas when the user “Motoristparty” dropped this spray at 00:17 last night:

#54 Motoristparty
12:17 am, 11 Sep 12

I don’t mind being called a redneck as there are only two. There are red necks and yellow necks and I would hate to be one of you the gutless yellow necks. You haven’t got the balls to be tough on anyone, its all free and easy, everyone can do what they like until it impacts on you then you cry and ring the cops. You never put your hand up and have a go. You just sit there behind your keyboards inside your miserable little lives achieving nothing and tapping out self righteous crap. Anyway one day you might find a friend and your lonely little world might come to an end. It will be necessary for you to wear a scarf at all times because your one friend you found in life wont be around long once he spots your yellow neck.


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c_c c_c 10:09 pm 11 Sep 12

Some phrases are getting real over used, time to fix this:

Real Australians®
Australian Way®
Aussie Battler®

Jivrashia Jivrashia 10:09 pm 11 Sep 12

I’m going to go out on a limb here and try to interpret, coherently to the best of my (limited) ability, the post by #54 Motoristparty:

I admit I am a redneck. (unable to interpret this as it appears his meaning is different from the traditional meaning)
You lack initiative, allow excessive and gratuitous tolerance, and fail to react until it directly impacts your life.
You don’t take proactive action, but only whine on the internet.
Hence, you are forever going to be ostracised for your inaction.

Something like that?

PantsMan PantsMan 9:54 pm 11 Sep 12

Just like to point out that the Pirate Party does not have policies on:
* bashing Muslims;
* withdrawing for all international human rights conventions;
* “Real Australians”; or
* rednecks and yellownecks.

LSWCHP LSWCHP 5:55 pm 11 Sep 12

I like the cut of this guys gibberish, and I’d like to see some more.

Pork Hunt Pork Hunt 5:32 pm 11 Sep 12

Postalgeek said :

Deref said :

poetix said :

Now this will, hopefully, win the Mully. It is most excellent.

Definitely deserving, in the true spirit of Mully. If he was alive today I bet he’d be a member of the AMP.

Mully, Justin Monfries, CRK, and Amber Westin can all be members.

No way. You have to have a license to be a motorist (legally anyway)…

colourful sydney racing identity colourful sydney racing identity 4:45 pm 11 Sep 12

Chic Henry has tweeted that their ‘polices/ideas/intentions are about to hit the streets. Stay tuned for practical and progressive thinking.’

For f***s sake. Progressive? Not a clue, not a freaking clue.

Would rather see a Liberal majority Govt than have this moron in the Assembly.

Solidarity Solidarity 4:41 pm 11 Sep 12

Truthiness said :

who’d think a party supporting ancient internal combustion engines would be “conservative” in other ways? this is shocking, I’m shocked.

Electric motors were invented around the same time as internal combustion motors.

Truthiness Truthiness 3:56 pm 11 Sep 12

Dr Koresh, I would never presume to be holier than you, I’m sorry if you feel that way. I don’t know you, I have no idea how holy you are, perhaps this feeling of unholiness is a manifestation of your own insecurities?

astrojax astrojax 3:37 pm 11 Sep 12

johnboy said :

I have no reason to think it’s not legit.

but it’s legit to think it’s not reasoned… pity it lacks the usual fotm’s random capitALISATIon and appallingest grammar and misspellyngz, but a fair try.

another vote for willowjim’s succinctness.

DrKoresh DrKoresh 3:35 pm 11 Sep 12

Truthiness said :

who’d think a party supporting ancient internal combustion engines would be “conservative” in other ways? this is shocking, I’m shocked.

The AMP are a bunch of twisted baboons but I’m actually finding your holier-than-thou self-righteous attitude even more distasteful than the tripe the motorists are serving up.
You’re not actually superior to everybody else in every single way, please go to redtube or the like the next time you’re feeling self-masturbatory, instead of trying to belittle people on RA.

Truthiness Truthiness 3:24 pm 11 Sep 12

who’d think a party supporting ancient internal combustion engines would be “conservative” in other ways? this is shocking, I’m shocked.

colourful sydney racing identity colourful sydney racing identity 2:57 pm 11 Sep 12

Solidarity said :

I don’t think this is a real account. Surely? Johnboy can you trace the IP?

I’m buying it.

Solidarity Solidarity 2:42 pm 11 Sep 12

I don’t think this is a real account. Surely? Johnboy can you trace the IP?

Postalgeek Postalgeek 2:32 pm 11 Sep 12

Deref said :

poetix said :

Now this will, hopefully, win the Mully. It is most excellent.

Definitely deserving, in the true spirit of Mully. If he was alive today I bet he’d be a member of the AMP.

Mully, Justin Monfries, CRK, and Amber Westin can all be members.

bundah bundah 2:22 pm 11 Sep 12

Jungle Jim said :

poetix said :

Now this will, hopefully, win the Mully. It is most excellent.

Unfortunately, I think most people have taken up not feeding this kind of troll, so the discussion it generates isn’t likely to be enough to garner a Mully.

Nah i still got a dollar each way on a certain Anglican!

Jungle Jim Jungle Jim 2:01 pm 11 Sep 12

poetix said :

Now this will, hopefully, win the Mully. It is most excellent.

Unfortunately, I think most people have taken up not feeding this kind of troll, so the discussion it generates isn’t likely to be enough to garner a Mully.

Deref Deref 1:49 pm 11 Sep 12

poetix said :

Now this will, hopefully, win the Mully. It is most excellent.

Definitely deserving, in the true spirit of Mully. If he was alive today I bet he’d be a member of the AMP.

poetix poetix 1:12 pm 11 Sep 12

Now this will, hopefully, win the Mully. It is most excellent.

Postalgeek Postalgeek 12:59 pm 11 Sep 12

cmdwedge said :

colourful sydney racing identity said :

colourful sydney racing identity said :

As I said in the other post: you do realise that the term %u2018yellowneck%u2019 was coined for soldiers who deserted the racist confederate army? Something to be proud of methinks.

The more I think about it the more it makes sense, bashing up muslim drivers, former one nation candidate, anti mosque on (lulz) traffic grounds, confederate flagging flying run of the mill Klan members.

What’s this then? I know about the former One Nation candidate (they’re upfront about it on the website) but I don’t know about the other things. Bashing up muslim drivers? Anti-mosque?

A classic example of a particularly unsophisticated form of dog-whistling, a ‘yellow’ technique to appeal to bigots without explicitly appealing to bigots. The AMP has expressed concern about ‘potential’ congestion generated by a yet-to-be built mosque, but have nothing to say when it comes to existing traffic disruptions caused by anything from Summernats, Raiders games, concerts, Floriade, Christmas services through to the various parking spectacles that occur every week day, traffic snarls, and road works; basically any situation that they think their ‘Caucasian’ vote might be a party to.

ToastFliesRED ToastFliesRED 12:49 pm 11 Sep 12

colourful sydney racing identity said :

http://www.canberratimes.com.au/act-news/motorists-party-takes-hard-line-on-crime-20120906-25hil.html

I especially love the bit about getting rid of United Nations conventions at AMC. Makes me wonder how many other internationally agreed human rights conventions might conveniently go out the window when its convenient. “Geneva Convention – nah mate this ain’t effin Switzerland” “UNICEF Convention on the Rights of the Child – well in theory yes unless the little buggers break the law” etc. hmmm

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