ACT Law Week moseys into town

liability said :

Actually I think that LSWCHP’s preferred ammunition of choice probably includes Lead Semi Wad Cutter Hollow Points. The preferred projectile of choice for older lawmen.

Correct. As I mentioned recently elsewhere, they’re old fashioned but good.

Deref said :

LSWCHP said :

If I had my druthers, as they say in Texas, I would…oh…I dunno…set all lawyers on fire. I’m sure the world would be a better place once they’d stopped smoldering.

Dick: The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.

Cade: Nay, that I mean to do.
William Shakespeare, Henry the Sixth, Part II

I suspect The Bard must have (or “of”, what the hell, I don’t care any more because it’s probably a lost cause) had an experience with lawyers similar to mine at some stage of his life.

LSWCHP said :

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That little gripe aside, I’d just like to say that I got divorced ten years ago, and from that shattering, horrific, bleak and enormously unjust experience where I was bent over and reamed mightily and repeatedly by lawyers of all varieties, I have concluded that there may be law in Canberra, but there is certainly no justice.

I hear you, brother.

Actually I think that LSWCHP’s preferred ammunition of choice probably includes Lead Semi Wad Cutter Hollow Points. The preferred projectile of choice for older lawmen.

Can we have a mass drowning?

LSWCHP said :

It’s “have” mate. May not “have” actually happened. The misuse of “of” in that sense is clear evidence of the end of western civilisation, so we need to do the best we can to hold back the barbarian tides.

That little gripe aside, I’d just like to say that I got divorced ten years ago, and from that shattering, horrific, bleak and enormously unjust experience where I was bent over and reamed mightily and repeatedly by lawyers of all varieties, I have concluded that there may be law in Canberra, but there is certainly no justice.

If I had my druthers, as they say in Texas, I would…oh…I dunno…set all lawyers on fire. I’m sure the world would be a better place once they’d stopped smoldering.

Ah what is this thing called justice that you speak of? Surely you’d prefer to line ’em up and let fly with a volley of full metal jacket.

As for Barcham’s grammar, we’ll need to forgive him for taking artistic licence,yet again 🙂

LSWCHP said :

If I had my druthers, as they say in Texas, I would…oh…I dunno…set all lawyers on fire. I’m sure the world would be a better place once they’d stopped smoldering.

Dick: The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.

Cade: Nay, that I mean to do.
William Shakespeare, Henry the Sixth, Part II

LSWCHP said :

It’s “have” mate. May not “have” actually happened. The misuse of “of” in that sense is clear evidence of the end of western civilisation, so we need to do the best we can to hold back the barbarian tides.

That little gripe aside, I’d just like to say that I got divorced ten years ago, and from that shattering, horrific, bleak and enormously unjust experience where I was bent over and reamed mightily and repeatedly by lawyers of all varieties, I have concluded that there may be law in Canberra, but there is certainly no justice.

If I had my druthers, as they say in Texas, I would…oh…I dunno…set all lawyers on fire. I’m sure the world would be a better place once they’d stopped smoldering.

Can you imagine a world without lawyers? Eugh.

It’s “have” mate. May not “have” actually happened. The misuse of “of” in that sense is clear evidence of the end of western civilisation, so we need to do the best we can to hold back the barbarian tides.

That little gripe aside, I’d just like to say that I got divorced ten years ago, and from that shattering, horrific, bleak and enormously unjust experience where I was bent over and reamed mightily and repeatedly by lawyers of all varieties, I have concluded that there may be law in Canberra, but there is certainly no justice.

If I had my druthers, as they say in Texas, I would…oh…I dunno…set all lawyers on fire. I’m sure the world would be a better place once they’d stopped smoldering.