Rugbyheaven have the happy news that an out-gunned and overwhelmed Brumbies outfit scraped a win over the mighty (but injury depleted) Crusaders at the Stadium In Bruce tonight.
The match report is, however, a total lie as it refers to “windy conditions” on a still night.
Also with Stirling Mortlock kicking the points to win the game after time we forever agree to stop calling him “choker”.
Also the Crusaders away strip made them look like a French girl’s pyjama party. That’s just cheating and there really orta be a law a’gin it.