Calling for community support: Pastafarian only swimming

AnimosiTy said :

well I gotto disagree, buy a backyard pool and invite your mates over… :/ how can our government be expected to run a pool that’s so restricted. maby public pools step out of your comfort zone if you want to be AUSTRALIAN… or go home! :/
we cannot accommodate EVERYONE, what about an aboriginal swimming pool?! a Asian only?! racist and prejudice! really. do you want your own shopping centers too?! people will point and make up an excuse if they want to.. go find some self esteem classes and get out in the community and learn English and I’m sure you’ll feel much more comfortable here in AUSTRALIA.

When you were preparing that speach in your head that last bit came out STRAYA didn’t it?

Absolutely not. This is the thin edge of the wedge, if this gets up it will not be long before other religious fanatics will be demanding even more extreme things, like say, women only swimming.

well I gotto disagree, buy a backyard pool and invite your mates over… :/ how can our government be expected to run a pool that’s so restricted. maby public pools step out of your comfort zone if you want to be AUSTRALIAN… or go home! :/
we cannot accommodate EVERYONE, what about an aboriginal swimming pool?! a Asian only?! racist and prejudice! really. do you want your own shopping centers too?! people will point and make up an excuse if they want to.. go find some self esteem classes and get out in the community and learn English and I’m sure you’ll feel much more comfortable here in AUSTRALIA.

Was at the Belco pool recently when the the kiddy pool got evacuated cause of some type of ‘contamination’ in the water.

Was it the mystical ‘Spaghetti Meatball?’

thy_dungeonman said :

Jethro said :

Meh.

I’m an atheist and enjoy some FSM worship at time.

However, I have no problem with a public pool having an hour session or two a week with a couple lanes screened off for women, Muslim or otherwise.

It’s not a huge deal and I;m actually kind of surprised at the outrage people feel over it.

Exactly, this has to be the most childish thread I have seen on the RiotACT and I think that’s saying something. Atheist or rather anti-theists are now becoming more annoying than the supposed outspoken religious groups they are fighting with reason and rationality

Yes, this pastafarianism is clearly a cult. It starts with a simple swimming lane request and next thing they’ll be infiltrating our political system with their noodly ways and holding pirate vs devil witch conventions on Mount Ainslie. I’ve heard one of the less well known pasta schools doesn’t support immunisation, pasta preachers are behaving innappropriately in school and are protected by the Roman Grand Bolognesian High Priest. There’s even talk of pastafarianism not recognising the marriage of ninjas ands pirates.

This childishness must stop.

chris820 said :

The pool would end up resembling the bottom of a laksa.

Laksa? Blasphemer!!

astrojax said :

I have been touched by his noodly appendage… 🙂

i didn’t know his pastaness was catholic…

Unlike Catholicism, to us it’s not literal.

thy_dungeonman said :

Exactly, this has to be the most childish thread I have seen on the RiotACT and I think that’s saying something.

You must think I’m joking.

Jethro said :

Meh.

I’m an atheist and enjoy some FSM worship at time.

However, I have no problem with a public pool having an hour session or two a week with a couple lanes screened off for women, Muslim or otherwise.

It’s not a huge deal and I;m actually kind of surprised at the outrage people feel over it.

Exactly, this has to be the most childish thread I have seen on the RiotACT and I think that’s saying something. Atheist or rather anti-theists are now becoming more annoying than the supposed outspoken religious groups they are fighting with reason and rationality

Why only spaghetti FSM? What about rice noodle swimming privately too? You are clearly a gelatinous racist and not one of the Gods in any of the 600,000 or so viable planets in the Galaxy would forgive you for this slur.

Burn in a pizza oven for your sins!