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Cock-a-doodle-doo

By Ate - 13 February 2011 12

Wondering if anyone else happened to witness the confused and extremely naked young man walking down Northbourne Ave sporting a raging boner at around 5am?

Would have stopped and asked if he was ok but was afraid he might stab me.

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EvanJames 2:05 pm 14 Feb 11

dtc said :

White pill, blue pill, they all look the same at 5am.

Winner! I was vaguely thinking he confusedly took a blue pill at some point.

Satisfly 1:43 pm 14 Feb 11

If he was ‘sporting’ a raging boner I would take a guess that he was jousting

Tooks 11:35 am 14 Feb 11

BenjaminL said :

stab you with his raging boner?

I think that was the joke.

M0les 10:30 am 14 Feb 11

Photos next time please. The Riotact should have their version of a “society page” for this kind of thing.

dtc 9:44 am 14 Feb 11

White pill, blue pill, they all look the same at 5am.

gospeedygo 3:58 am 14 Feb 11

I’m surprised the police didn’t book the the fella for carrying an offensive weapon.

But seriously, casual encounter gone awry?

krasny 11:41 pm 13 Feb 11

I agree with the previous commenters – since it’s unlikely anyone who could be described as “extremely naked” could have a weapon concealed about their person, and after all you didn’t say “confused, extremely naked, knife-wielding young man” – were you concerned he would assault you with his turgid member?

Actually, now that I’ve written it down, that is a terrifying prospect.

LSWCHP 9:23 pm 13 Feb 11

How do you know he was confused? To me, that sounds more like grim determination and true Australian spirit.

bd84 8:57 pm 13 Feb 11

you afraid that he would stab you with what? his big boner?

I don’t suppose you would have thought to put in a call to the police?

Brianna 8:34 pm 13 Feb 11

I didn’t witness it but it sounds like a hoot! 🙂

caf 7:44 pm 13 Feb 11

Possibly a candidate for the legislative assembly – it sounds like he’d make an upstanding member.

BenjaminL 7:15 pm 13 Feb 11

stab you with his raging boner?

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