On Saturday night, I went to a trivia night for bit bent (a local gay group for under 25’s – I’m older than under 25 (I turned 34 today, in fact), but, well, they invited us oldsters as well).
Tables got drinks vouchers valid for Cube, that night only, as complimentary “thanks for showing up” prizes. So went along with a friend. Yes, he’s male, yes, I’m male, any comments about that will be resolutely ignored…
[ED (Kramer) – the following story is rated M – recommended for mature audiences. Please keep any homophobic comments to yourself (unless they are really funny)]
We got there early enough that one of the couchy-nook areas was free – the couchy-nooks are sorta high couches which feel more like, well, beds. So sat in one of them with friend. And proceeded to smooch for a bit. And cuddle. And fondle above the waist. For about two hours (we did break to buy drinks occasionally, to hit the loos, to wave our arms around in a vague approximation of dancing, etc).
Obviously our smooching was getting a bit too exciting for someone (possibly because our shirts did come off, and, well, I’m not exactly, slim, lithe or back-hair-less) because I ended up getting most of a glass of ice thrown over me, and a security goon saying “OUT. NOW.” By the time I’d reassembled myself and was ready to go, we got a second security goon.
I wasn’t particularly given to argue, seeing as, well, this is Cube. They knife people there…
Anyway, went back to my place, and proceeded to special-cuddle far more in various ways that are none of your damn business.
But on the plus side, I can now say I’ve achieved one of my main goals – to get kicked out of a nightclub for lewd behaviour before I turn thirty-four…
Yes, I’m aware that in public places, certain levels of decorum are expected. HOWEVER, if you’re going to offer something that pretty much resembles a bed, in a club that’s theoretically gay-aimed, you’re going to expect a certain amount of lusty behaviour.
And now, fully opening myself up for a “eewww, gays are wrong and evil and shouldn’t be allowed near our children, there could have been five year olds watching” reaction in the comments…