DIY Wotz on Guide for the weekend of 09-SEP-05

Since we’re mid-way thru’ the weekend, I can assure you the best place to be is home, cat on lap, schooner in hand, cricket on TV and Marcel Proust for light reading during the lunch break.

This note in from a Bunch of Fives

Jorian Gardner in association with the as you like it cafe / bar and the
Street Theatre present…

A BUNCH OF FIVES
Five actors, five minutes, one theme…

Paranoia

Friday September 9.
5.30 – 7.00pm
The Street Theatre

Remember people – It’s all 100% FREE!

Five actors brave the small stage in the foyer of The Street Theatre at
the as you like it cafe and bar to deliver five minute performance gems
that will leave you laughing, crying and cringing into your happy hour
beer.

Featuring

David Finnigan
Pat Gordon
Ben Drysdale
Ryan Jones
and special mystery guests!

Featuring LIVE MUSIC from Zack Jones……

What People say about A Bunch of Fives

“A Bunch of Fives has submitted the best plan for the redevelopment of
Canberra City featuring 47 new bars solely devoted to performance,
blocking off Northbourne ave and turning it into a topless beach up to
City Hill and demolishing the legislative assembly in favour of a
multi-purpose basketball arena that can also host Canberra Idol and
other beauty contests. Just brilliant stuff.”
Terry Snow – Developer and wannabe town planner

“We are holding off the sale of Telstra until A Bunch of Fives has
approved its passage thought the senate.”
Prime Minster Costello….ummm Howard….ummmm Cost….no Howard…

“A Bunch of Fives is possibly the best show that I have ever seen in my
entire life – not that I really saw much – my eyes are generally closed.
It moved me to such a point last time that I released some refugees to
celebrate.”
Amanda Vanstaone – Senator, bad dresser and a terrible minister for
immigration

“I can’t come to A Bunch fo Fives – I don’t go out after 5.00pm.”
John Stanhope – Chief Minister.

“I am sorry that I can’t perform this month at A Bunch of Fives – but I
am too busy attempting to rescue people from floodwaters with my
personal photographer , hairdresser, personal camera crew and my
publicist”
Sean Penn – Actor and emergency service operator

“Jorian Gardner is the worst host I have ever seen.”
an ex girlfriend

“I really enjoyed it – especially the scene where he runs after her and
they make up and kiss…what the hell is A Bunch of Fives?”
Some people who watched When Harry met Sally recently on DVD

feed me all night long…

Tonk are a must see for fans of hard rockin 80s glam influenced rock….. good times!!

Well that settles it, we’re going to the Durham on Friday, from 16:30 🙂

Sorry JB, I realise you already knew that we were going down to the Durham on Friday from 4:30 ;P

Thumper and Maelinar – I’ll be in the durham on friday arvo – be sure to say hi if you spot me.

agrees with blossy about Little Shop of Horrors… come along and have some fun and join me for a drink afterwards

FEED ME SEYMOUR!!

Australian Doctors Orchestra, 2.30 Sunday, Llewellyn Hall – all for a good cause (and a different kind of music to all of the above). 2 hours including interval. A gas!

Caution Horses play the Phoenix, Saturday night at about 9.30. Free.

Ex-Canberrans 78 Saab are in town at the ANU tonight (Thursday).