Driving slowly with the hazards on not a viable escape plan

Six munce ago I coudent even spel the word pleece ocifer and now I are wun…

Tooks said :

RadioVK said :

That would be a “first instance warrant”, not first instant. I’d expect the Police to at least get that right…

And it’s “sighted”, not “cited”.

Given they called it a first instant warrant, I’d wager a police officer didn’t write this. As I understand it, few in the media team are sworn members (someone correct me if I’m wrong).

One would assume their media team are admin staff who need to be edumacated methinks before they’re cited for crimes against the Queen’s English!

astrojax said :

…and i don’t believe he’ll be charged with ‘first instant [sic] warrant’, rather, charged with whatever to which that warrant was purusant… (skipping bail for something else?)

who does write these things??

Constable Barcham.

…and i don’t believe he’ll be charged with ‘first instant [sic] warrant’, rather, charged with whatever to which that warrant was purusant… (skipping bail for something else?)

who does write these things??

RadioVK said :

That would be a “first instance warrant”, not first instant. I’d expect the Police to at least get that right…

And it’s “sighted”, not “cited”.

Given they called it a first instant warrant, I’d wager a police officer didn’t write this. As I understand it, few in the media team are sworn members (someone correct me if I’m wrong).

That would be a “first instance warrant”, not first instant. I’d expect the Police to at least get that right…

And it’s “sighted”, not “cited”.

“The vehicle was later cited in Deakin …….” was it sighted then cited or what? Who edumacates our rozzers these days?

So he wasn’t drunk? Woah…

“The vehicle was later cited in Deakin “

Who writes this stuff, primary school kids? Actually they would probably do a better job.

Reversed into the plods car twice?? Yet another genius lol