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{Fashion} Crimes against humanity!

By JessP 8 July 2011 31

I would like to point out some of the fashion crimes that are being committed every day in Canberra.   I am aware to all Rioters are well dressed, fashion forward (or at least age appropritae) but what is going on with the rest of the population?

Crimes include:

    — Leggings/jeggings/tights worn as an item of clothing, without a covering top of a modest length!  They are not jeans people!  We do not need that much information about you….ever!
    — Girls in overcoats/scarves/gloves with bare legs and strappy shoes in the day time!   If its that cold you need something warmer on the legs ladies!!
    — Those tags on jackets and coats which proudly proclaim that the said item of clothing is made of wool/cashmere or whatever months/years after item was purchased.  They are not a symbol of honour (oh look – I am wear a jacket with wool in it!!) they are a tag that should be removed!!
    — Acid wash jeans. Need I say more?

Come on Canberra – its time to make Canberra the fashion capital of Australia!!

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EvanJames 11:03 pm 09 Jul 11

Henry82 said :

Skateboard hats with the label and price still on it, with the little plastic hook…. i just dont get it.

They might want to be able to return them? It’s probably some obscure street fashion from the US, like giant trousers dragging on the ground.

neanderthalsis 8:07 pm 09 Jul 11

Pooks said :

Calamity said :

“Girls in overcoats/scarves/gloves with bare legs and strappy shoes in the day time!

Some occasions require a gal to wear a cocktail dress & stockings – even when these occasions take place in the middle of winter.”

Sigh…

Any lady who wears a nice jacket down to the thighs/knees with a pair of boots or heels looks sexy as hell, if you ask me.

I think Cake summed it up nicely with “I want a girl in a short skirt and a long jacket.”

Henry82 7:50 pm 09 Jul 11

Oh, i just found out what jeggings were, i had no idea they even existed.

I was wondering how girls were able to get their feet through the legs of tight jeans. This explains everything!

JessP 5:45 pm 09 Jul 11

Hey hey…I was looking for a flame….seems I am getting there.
MY WORK HERE IS DONE!!

BimboGeek 3:02 pm 09 Jul 11

JessP is a killjoy! Leggings are fantastic when stretched over a particularly perky butt!

Mr Evil 2:03 pm 09 Jul 11

After spending a weekend in Sydney recently, I came back to Canberra feeling like a Camel herdsman after all the legging-clad cameltoe I’d seen on the streets.

Pooks 11:34 am 09 Jul 11

Calamity said :

“Girls in overcoats/scarves/gloves with bare legs and strappy shoes in the day time!

Some occasions require a gal to wear a cocktail dress & stockings – even when these occasions take place in the middle of winter.”

Sigh…

Any lady who wears a nice jacket down to the thighs/knees with a pair of boots or heels looks sexy as hell, if you ask me.

Tooks 11:04 am 09 Jul 11

If you wanna see fashion crimes, try living on the Gold Coast.

gumby34 8:41 am 09 Jul 11

I am not worried about leggings thing, it too will pass as all fashion crimes do.

Just so long as the boobs go on the inside – nothing worse.

Classified 8:08 am 09 Jul 11

Fashion: the external compensation of those who lack character and confidence.

I-filed 11:48 pm 08 Jul 11

Be nice to JessP folks – she’s from Charnwood …

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