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Getting your preferences sorted

By johnboy - 31 August 2013 31

It’s important to vote below the line in the Senate.

It’s the difference between being a citizen and a feudal vassal.

But it’s not that easy with all the filthy front parties being put up just to mess with you by various players.

Fortunately there’s a tool for putting your preferences in order deciding who to put dead last rather than right at the bottom, and it then generates a handy pdf file for taking into the ballot box.

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31 Responses to
Getting your preferences sorted
BimboGeek 1:38 am 01 Sep 13

Deborah you probably just fail to realize that people outside your industry and circle are so uptight that they don’t get that some women talk to everyone the way they would address their dearest friends. I call everyone darling and have no physical boundaries.

I imagine you’re self-aware enough to realize not everyone loves you but yeah sometimes it’s hard for a liberated and open woman to realize how “unladylike” and hence “vulgar” she seems.

In this arena of course this isn’t a double standard as men, too, are expected to be gender neutral, super polite and never use swears. But for why? The Senate exists to review laws and put them to the test. We need people to shake up the system and keep the bastards honest more than we need polished politicians. You can’t call bullshit if you don’t know how to say it.

DrKoresh 1:38 am 01 Sep 13

BimboGeek said :

Go masquara. I was going to put Greens first but Deborah Avery called you a chickie and I’m tempted to give her a few bonus points for her attitude. 🙂

Win 😀

Ello Vera 1:05 am 01 Sep 13

moneypenny2612 said :

Cluey Voter is another useful tool for sorting out ‘below the line’ voting preferences for the Senate.

http://www.clueyvoter.com/

Okay if you need it but what always gets me about how to vote guides us that they always put the bad guys in the order that the bad guys want. For example, if I am a rabid, leftie green voter, I will preference Zed after his running mate. I know it won’t come to anything but why would I prefer person 1 of the enemy against person 2?

DrKoresh 11:44 pm 31 Aug 13

Roundhead89 said :

The Libs have simplified the voting process by preferencing The Greens last. So all you gotta do is put a 1 in the Liberal box above the line and get out of there.

Exactly, a simple process for simple people.

Jerry Atric 8:45 pm 31 Aug 13

This is a great tool and you should keep it up front until the election for dodderers like me at the booth.

poetix 7:13 pm 31 Aug 13

Deborah said :

Oh honey, I’m sorry that you’ve taken offence at me calling you chickie – lucky I didn’t call you a c##t.

Anti-woman values? Did you hear that thump? It was me falling off my chair with laughter.

I thought I had detected a certain lack of finesse in this candidate, but this is quite remarkable.

willo 5:46 pm 31 Aug 13

Deref said :

Good app – thanks.

Masquara said :

Sex Party goes last.

Interesting choice from someone who appears to support human rights and feminism.

back in my teenage years I always chose to go last during the high school gangbangs………….that way you didnt have anyone tapping you on the shoulder telling you to hurry up….

Roundhead89 4:57 pm 31 Aug 13

The Libs have simplified the voting process by preferencing The Greens last. So all you gotta do is put a 1 in the Liberal box above the line and get out of there.

Deborah 4:48 pm 31 Aug 13

Oh honey, I’m sorry that you’ve taken offence at me calling you chickie – lucky I didn’t call you a c##t.

Anti-woman values? Did you hear that thump? It was me falling off my chair with laughter.

Masquara 4:46 pm 31 Aug 13

Deref said :

Good app – thanks.

Masquara said :

Sex Party goes last.

Interesting choice from someone who appears to support human rights and feminism.

The Sex Party is actually about commerce.

Deref 4:19 pm 31 Aug 13

Good app – thanks.

Masquara said :

Sex Party goes last.

Interesting choice from someone who appears to support human rights and feminism.

BimboGeek 2:58 pm 31 Aug 13

Go masquara. I was going to put Greens first but Deborah Avery called you a chickie and I’m tempted to give her a few bonus points for her attitude. 🙂

switch 1:53 pm 31 Aug 13

I can’t see Shaunee’s name anywhere.

Masquara 1:25 pm 31 Aug 13

Fantastic resource, thanks! I was going going to put Rise Up Australia last (because they list “protecting the unborn” among their main values). But Deborah Avery having inadvertently shown her true colours, and displayed her anti-woman values, by calling me a “chickie” for questioning one of her answers, Sex Party goes last. I suggest Canberra feminists put Deborah and the Rise Up party candidate in the bottom two, depending on whether a pro-life stance, or applying debasing, infantilised terms to women, offends them more.

moneypenny2612 12:56 pm 31 Aug 13

Cluey Voter is another useful tool for sorting out ‘below the line’ voting preferences for the Senate.

http://www.clueyvoter.com/

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