According to the ABC there’s legions of people out there who’s dieing wish is to be buried in cardboard boxes and the cruel government is denying this strange obsession. Dr. Foskey has put out a media release on the subject.
It would seem these fetishists have to be buried in Broulee in order to carry their modish sensibilities into the hereafter.
Personally I’d prefer to be stitched up in my hammock with a cannon ball at either end and slung over the side of my pirate ship.
But realistically isn’t this fuss just as ostentatious as being buried in silver-lined mahogany?