Gungahlin parking omnibus

creative_canberran said :

Audi VW – both from the same company, soon to be the world’s largest auto maker. Read what you want into that.

The same company is Volkswagen, who have owned Audi since the 60s. World’s largest car maker can be defined a number of ways. Either way, not really sure what you were trying to imply.

At last count Volkswagen Auto Group were third on annual production, still a bit over 1,000,000 vehicles behind Toyota and GM who were neck and neck.

VAG (includes 10 brands now) are more likely to claim the biggest tag on value. They got into the #1 position a few years back when a backward-looking takeover bid by Porsche boosted their share price (in the end VW ended up buying Porsche) while at the same time Toyota’s value took a dive.

Not sure if Toyota’s value has recovered and the full buyout of Porsche by Volkswagen is still negotiating the German courts last time I checked, but is basically a done deal.

Lol, I so would have squeezed my car in next to the Audi anyway.

LSWCHP said :

Holden Caulfield said :

Pork Hunt said :

I’d have parked next to it so the driver had to make a 58 point turn to get out AND taken half a day off work if necessary to watch them do it…
If the owner is a male, then they must have a very small penis indeed. I have no idea what the female equivalent is.

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

I think the question relates to the adjective, not the noun. If a male idiot has a small penis, would a female idiot similarly have a small vagina? I would’ve thought the converse, but…but…I can’t believe I’m writing this.

Yeah, I geddit, I just wanted to quote a line from an Arnie flick. 😛

DrKoresh said :

johny said :

The Audi is parked in a private car park that is secured by a boom gate. The car parks are allocated to the tenants and owners of the body corporate. The chances are extremely high that the Audi driver owns those car parks as part of his lease. Therefore he can park across them both if that’s what he wants to do. The VW driver is a tool and needs to learn how to park.

Doesn’t make it any less pompous, or make him any less of a tool. Rubbing his wealth in other people’s faces like that might well come back and bite him in the arse.

Haha, jealous much?

DrKoresh said :

poetix said :

So where’s the bus?

Inside what LSWCHP can’t believe he’s (or she’s) writing about?

Does it have room for a bike rack on the front?

poetix said :

So where’s the bus?

Inside what LSWCHP can’t believe he’s (or she’s) writing about?

So where’s the bus?

Holden Caulfield said :

Pork Hunt said :

I’d have parked next to it so the driver had to make a 58 point turn to get out AND taken half a day off work if necessary to watch them do it…
If the owner is a male, then they must have a very small penis indeed. I have no idea what the female equivalent is.

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

I think the question relates to the adjective, not the noun. If a male idiot has a small penis, would a female idiot similarly have a small vagina? I would’ve thought the converse, but…but…I can’t believe I’m writing this.

johny said :

The Audi is parked in a private car park that is secured by a boom gate. The car parks are allocated to the tenants and owners of the body corporate. The chances are extremely high that the Audi driver owns those car parks as part of his lease. Therefore he can park across them both if that’s what he wants to do. The VW driver is a tool and needs to learn how to park.

Doesn’t make it any less pompous, or make him any less of a tool. Rubbing his wealth in other people’s faces like that might well come back and bite him in the arse.

The Audi is parked in a private car park that is secured by a boom gate. The car parks are allocated to the tenants and owners of the body corporate. The chances are extremely high that the Audi driver owns those car parks as part of his lease. Therefore he can park across them both if that’s what he wants to do. The VW driver is a tool and needs to learn how to park.

creative_canberran said :

Audi + VW – both from the same company, soon to be the world’s largest auto maker. Read what you want into that.

I read into it that there are a lot of nouveau riche people in the world.

Audi + VW – both from the same company, soon to be the world’s largest auto maker. Read what you want into that.

Given I see this flog’s car under Aldi in Gungaglin most days….would you like me to print this ‘thread’ and put it under his windscreen?

Unfortunately, we cannot ‘box him in’ as that parking section behind the yellow fence is accessed via a boom gate. Bugger.

Pork Hunt said :

I’d have parked next to it so the driver had to make a 58 point turn to get out AND taken half a day off work if necessary to watch them do it…
If the owner is a male, then they must have a very small penis indeed. I have no idea what the female equivalent is.

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

I saw an Audi driver wash his car at the servo yesterday with the squeege! Down the road is a proper car wash.

I can’t believe how you people constantly waste your time replying to these ‘he parked badly/she parked outside the lines’ etc threads…… Oh wait…….

one of my favourite Top Gear moments was the marque christmas presents. Bugatti Aftershave, Porsche bottle openers…

Jeremy pulls a stuffed rooster out of the bag. Richard says

“Jeremy, has that cock got 4 rings on it?”

Kramer said :

I reckon this is not as bad as the tools who drive to CISAC pool/gym in Belco, presumably to get some exercise, and then park illegally because they can’t bare parking more than 10 meters from the door !?!

Bare parking for skinny dippers.

I’d have parked next to it so the driver had to make a 58 point turn to get out AND taken half a day off work if necessary to watch them do it…
If the owner is a male, then they must have a very small penis indeed. I have no idea what the female equivalent is.

The Audi OMG!!!! Maybe they thought that you parked like that down in Gunghalin!!!

The VW probably thought it was a car park and was wondering why no one else parked beside him/her LOL

No doubt that’s a real estate agents car. He was probably in a rush to cheat on his wife & didn’t have time to park his car properly. Hardly his fault really.

timeeh said :

What stopped you parking in the car spot where the rear right wheel is situated, looks like just enough room 🙂

Something small like a Swift or Getz would fit in nicely.

FOR GREAT JUSTICE

What stopped you parking in the car spot where the rear right wheel is situated, looks like just enough room 🙂

WGAF

Kramer said :

I reckon this is not as bad as the tools who drive to CISAC pool/gym in Belco, presumably to get some exercise, and then park illegally because they can’t bare parking more than 10 meters from the door !?!

+1

They’re too busy working on getting their upper half buff and losing their necks in the process, they don’t care about walking to work the legs out!

The Audi has been parked like that because it is waiting for some hay.

I reckon this is not as bad as the tools who drive to CISAC pool/gym in Belco, presumably to get some exercise, and then park illegally because they can’t bare parking more than 10 meters from the door !?!

Full points for the artful obfuscation of the Audi’s number plate in the first pic.

That’s when you put beaten up old cars either side of the Audi.

Audi – the universal symbol for ‘wanker’.