Live Longer - eat more fruit

Regardless of durians and their varied definitions I think I can summarise the results of this story:

Fruit = no fun
Meat = tastes good
Alcohol = big fun
Fun = Less stress
Less stress = longer life

And someone was paid to research this?

I thought they were devotees of Duran Duran! I’ve been calling myself a Durian all this time and really it means I stink??????

LG, off to buy some deo.

dunno, but I’m told he stinks as well.

I thought Durians were devotees of Jamie Durie.

Thumper,
Durian is what happens when a turd humps a crazy ball. Although some will refer to them as the King of Fruit; they are banned in most public places for two good reasons.
1) They stink like pooh.
2) The taste about as good as they stink.

Durian are both filthy and addictive. The fruit equivalent of cigarettes.

Canberrans who drink too much and don’t eat enough fruit, I salute you!

Jazz,
If you have actually let fresh durian past your lips you are sick sick person. Either that or you have lost your sense of smell…

yeah thats part the connects the johnson rod to the drewble shifter

Is that a part of the Delorian ?

*reference to ‘back to the future’*

oh god, you people are sad. not to mention you are wrecking the stats for the rest of us who know one end of a durian to the other