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mOoSEHEADS OR Gooseheads????

By ozziechez 6 June 2010 59

[ED – Maybe the bouncers can just tell who’s likely to go home and cry to mummy? Anyway, waving this one through for entertainment value as much as anything else]

What goes on at this joint??  I have an 18 year old daughter who unfortunately, ocassionally goes into civic to clubs etc. Tonight she came home fairly perplexed as to the treatment of the heroes that stand on doors at this MOOSEHEADS. Quite clearly they pick & choose as to who goes in & out. What I ask are the requirements ? How tarty you can look. how short the dress??  Is there any kind of control on what they do??

Twice now,  she has first time been knocked back & sent to the back of the line. For What??? Does she look like a trouble maker?(I doubt it…).

Or, is she simply not the taste of the wackers they place on the doors of  GOOSEHEADS!!

I say don’t frequent the place.  It’s clearly about time that these so called “bouncers” had a governing body.!!

Big power play for boofheads with egos way too large.   Look at me, I can send you all the way back, but if my mates are in line come on in. Have a look at yourselves boys (nothing special at all)..

No wonder trouble happens in civic,  this kind of rubbish does not help at all.

Time MOOSEHEADS  took a look at their staff..

What’s Your opinion?


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hank2604 5:46 pm 14 Jun 11

As a 19 year old male, I must insist that Mooseheads is most certainly not renowned for it’s exclusivity. The only reason your daughter wasn’t allowed in is because she was either too pissed to walk properly or she was acting like a twat. I’ve seen some really obese and ugly people in Mooseheads so if it’s not one of the two reasons I’ve stated she must be really excel in the ugly department. Sorry but that’s the truth. On a side note, I’d like to state that I in no way think the place is cool.

Thoroughly Smashed 11:26 am 13 Jun 10

LSD said :

try the Phoenix, it’s more relaxed and you’ll learn more from getting in conversation there than snoozing through years at ANU

I simply don’t know what to say

Ate 10:25 am 13 Jun 10

AGREE!

You should be happy your daughter came home at all and that you didn’t receive a distress call from her because some asshole slipped her a rohy and she had no idea where she was or what happened.

Haven’t you heard the saying ‘get loose at the moose’. Oh how true this comments be! Girls and guys really only go there to get laid as its 100% guaranteed as long as you have little to no standards.

And I bet you think your daughter is still a virgin too?

If she is telling the truth, which i highly doubt and being an 18yr old girl once myself id be willing to bet my next month salary she wasn’t 100% truthful (im giving her credit here). Then it was as everyone else has previously said, she probably cut in line, was rude and obnoxious, drunk and disorderly or munted and dribbling, probably picked a fight or two and/or dressed inappropriately.

Brilliant Tunes at Gypsy Bar, $9 Jugs at South Packers, $1 shots at Liquid Lounge, absolutely anything you want from Heaven..

Special G 7:30 am 13 Jun 10

3 blokes sitting around having a drink.

1st one says: I remember the day when I used to go to the Private Bin and got two for one drinks.
2nd one says: bugger that jolly jugs at Pandoras – you’d get well pissed for under ten bucks.
Ozziechez says: That’s got nothing on the Moose now. Drink all night for free and then go out the back alley for sex with as many people as you want.
1st one: Damn when was the last time you went there.
Ozziechez: Oh, I’ve never been but my daughter tells me about it.

LSD 1:17 pm 12 Jun 10

try the Phoenix, it’s more relaxed and you’ll learn more from getting in conversation there than snoozing through years at ANU…

Blathnat 4:54 am 10 Jun 10

This post is hilarious! For starters Moose isnt a classy joint, then again nowhere in civic is. Then again, I’m over the age of 21 so maybe I’m just too mature for it now. However, I can still remember the old days of rocking up to moose, absolutely off my chops, and being let in no worries. Only twice in all the years frequenting that place (read: being dragged there by females) have I had any trouble getting in. The first time I had been drinking for 14 hours and could hardly walk, but managed to get in claiming that I was mentally deficient, and the second was due to some foul language on a t-shirt. I think Chez (I really hope your daughters name is Kylie, or Charlene or something) needs to take a chill pill and stop reacting to her daughter.

On a side note – I see nothing wrong with picking your child up from the clubs. It means they aren’t standing around waiting with a bunch of drunks, keen to pick up or start a fight. I know that if I had children, I’d feel a lot safer driving them home myself. Also, I have friends in their early 20’s who still get their parents to drive them home…

Postalgeek 3:43 pm 09 Jun 10

An acceptance speech for Flame Of The Week (take note ozziechez) deserves a special golf clap. Good to see your tracksuit is flame-retardant.

And since no-one else is going explain to you, ED is the common abbreviation of Editor. Johnboy is his name, ED is his game.

Hells_Bells74 1:54 pm 09 Jun 10

p1 – True, but I was planning on hitting the drinks as I was leaving my car in the city.

georgesgenitals 1:15 pm 09 Jun 10

ozziechez said :

Finally to all the Fella’s that are way off the mark. Definately off….
I’d like to thank all of my dedicated fans, for the honour of this award.
Do I look like Sandra Bullock? Actually, more like Betty White! Guys should’nt pick on a lil ol’ lady like me. What does FOTW mean?? Please ESAD. To Necrocelia, Please ask your Mama to shave off her moustache before she kisses you goodnight. Your comment shows a true brilliance,she must be so proud! To Mr ED, Please change the photo to the horse, it would be far more attractive and have fun talking to yourself with so many usernames! Thumper, I’d say you would be a bloody big rabbit,
Luvyaz all ozzichez

You’ve done well for an old bogan.

djk 1:13 pm 09 Jun 10

Wanon said :

…tried jumping the queue and the bouncer noticed and sent her to the back.

Havent been there in a few years, but this is about the only way in which I have ever seen someone get denied at Moose.

And even if it did happen as daughter is telling it, why the hell would she line up again? Was she planning on hiking her skirt up and pulling her top down a bit for the next time she got to the front?

p1 1:05 pm 09 Jun 10

Hells_Bells74 said :

Spideydog – I was denied entry, sober, clean and definitely female. Nowhere near fat and had just arrived, except to finish my smoke standing away from people and the door without going away. The drunk and loud girlfriends of mine, got straight in. I just should’ve acted the part.

Anyhow, it’s all a bit like complaining about Macca’s. I don’t give a toss, it’s a crap place anyhow. I just go elsewhere and leave it to the bogues.

Why would they let in a designated driver? They aren’t going to buy any drinks….

Katietonia 1:04 pm 09 Jun 10

I made the dreaded mistake of going into Mooseheads late at night once. As everyone above has said, your daughter not being let into this bar is actually a good thing. If you are upset about bouncers discriminating against her for whatever reason they come up with using their one braincell, then try going into a bar in Sydney, the bouncers there are way worse.

Hells_Bells74 12:47 pm 09 Jun 10

Spideydog – I was denied entry, sober, clean and definitely female. Nowhere near fat and had just arrived, except to finish my smoke standing away from people and the door without going away. The drunk and loud girlfriends of mine, got straight in. I just should’ve acted the part.

Anyhow, it’s all a bit like complaining about Macca’s. I don’t give a toss, it’s a crap place anyhow. I just go elsewhere and leave it to the bogues.

ozziechez 12:34 pm 09 Jun 10

Finally to all the Fella’s that are way off the mark. Definately off….
I’d like to thank all of my dedicated fans, for the honour of this award.
Do I look like Sandra Bullock? Actually, more like Betty White! Guys should’nt pick on a lil ol’ lady like me. What does FOTW mean?? Please ESAD. To Necrocelia, Please ask your Mama to shave off her moustache before she kisses you goodnight. Your comment shows a true brilliance,she must be so proud! To Mr ED, Please change the photo to the horse, it would be far more attractive and have fun talking to yourself with so many usernames! Thumper, I’d say you would be a bloody big rabbit,
Luvyaz all ozzichez

Buzz2600 11:18 am 08 Jun 10

Classy work Ozziechez …..

I don’t know what would be more embarrassing …

1. wanting to get into mooseheads

2. being rejected by mooseheads

or

3. mother re-living her lost youth through her daughter and venting righteous anger on RiotACT …

Definite winnah!

georgesgenitals 9:16 am 08 Jun 10

ozziechez said :

OK
Pommy Bastard alias (Serious CRETAN)!
As MR ED can tell you, I posted this blog at 5.00am Sunday morning. Having confirmed that my daughter & her friends were to be driven home by a designated driver. I pick her up, to avoid the infamous cab line up. Yep! (Pretty Irresponsible Parent). Thoroughly Smashed, Are you some kind of Stalker?? (Peering through windows???). Johnboy, As far as ED (Would you Bother???). I do however appreciate your comments as they had merit, which is more than I can say for Alan Shore, who is probably 101 not out & still getting drunk at the footy, fancy the gall, asking whats wrong with my daughter?? BD84 Who are you to judge?? Georgesgenitals (Who calls themselves this username??). Pretty much says it all!! Jim Jones, Pandy, Wanon Thumper & Jasere, Such Super Intelligent comments! (NOT). To all the whaaambulance callers you will understand, waaaankers…

Holy crap! You’re absolutely right!

Of course your daughter (who was sober, well dressed and behaving exceptionally) must have been treated completely unfairly by the nasty bouncers, who were clearly picking on her because of the aforementioned qualities.

Also, you must be parent of the year, what with getting out of bed to pick up your adult child in the early hours, despite there being a designated driver, so Poor Darling didn’t have to wait for a taxi. As we all know, people who are sober, well dressed and behaving exceptionally should never have to wait in a queue!

Also, my sincerest apologies for choosing a username you don’t like, I’ll be sure to change it immediately.

Mr Evil 10:54 pm 07 Jun 10

Can we have this added to the Bill of Rights: “No one – no matter their colour, creed, race, intoxication or religious beliefs – shall be denied entry to that hallowed establishment of moderation, style, intelligence and peaceful co-existance: Mooseheads”.

In my experience, if you yell “Hey youse f%@#in’ c#*!s, let us in, or me and me mates will glass youse all” from somewhere down the back of the queue, it usually upsets the bouncers enough that they won’t let you in once you get to the front of the queue….

Spideydog 10:42 pm 07 Jun 10

Bah hahahahahaha …… this sure is a funny thread 😉

Many moons ago, I was denied entry to a club because my shoes were inappropriate (closed toe leather dress shoes) moral of the story ….. sometimes bouncers just don’t like you !!!!

I must admit, a chick being denied entry ??? NEVER seen that before.

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