[First filed: Nov 1, 2010 @ 8:44]
[ED – newcomers will need to familiarise themsselves with the Mully Williams back story to get this one.]
I walked the dogs at Shepard’s lookout today, and came across the most sacrilegious act of vandalism I have ever seen.
For ages now the sign there, ostensibly an information board, with pictures of birds and such rubbish on it, has been a bogan icon. It has been shot at and had wonderful informative graffiti scrawled on it of the “Bosco woz ere” variety.
But now someone has taken it up out of the ground and hurled it off the lookout into the ravine below.
Now some may say this is an ultimate bogan expression of superiority and contempt for society’s norms, and acting out of the deep existential angst at the heart of boganhood. Some may cheer and celebrate it as a new pinnacle of bogan mindlessness, and offer praise and respec’ to the perpetrator.
Did the bogan responsible not check first? Were they unaware that the sign held an inscription in celebration of the Risen Mully, a tribute to Saint Mully of Canberra? Mully who died for his sins?
Bogans and boganettes of Canberra unite and hunt down the perp, cast him from boganhood! He is without shame, and does no longer belong in the halls of boganocity.