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New late night urinals are for very short people

By Barcham - 16 March 2013 63

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Last night I went to investigate the new urinals that have been placed in Civic. Why? For you dear Rioters. I did it for you. As you can see from the above image they have placed them in quiet, private, out of the way areas. Areas such as one of the primary bus stops on Alinga St. Right next to a streetlamp. Because privacy.

Also you see they’ve placed rather large doors to increase the privacy available to the urine-ees.

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Climbing into a urinal to examine the facilities I discovered three things.

1. The doors sit well below ‘business’ level, meaning they won’t actually provide privacy to anyone over 5 foot tall.
2. As soon as you step into a urinal you can expect a large group of people to approach you and ask what you are doing, and how you are finding it.
3. Despite points 1 and 2, people must still be using these toilets as they smelt horrible.

[Photos courtesy of Adam Thomas]

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63 Responses to
New late night urinals are for very short people
KB1971 7:43 am 17 Mar 13

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd said :

Wait, barcham is a hipster????

I thought Barcham was a she?

DrKoresh 2:06 am 17 Mar 13

Henry82 said :

Why the hell did they place them in a well lit area?

I’d rather get a bit embarrassed than have some enterprising criminal arsehole catch me with my pants down in the dark, just sayin’.

bundah 11:48 pm 16 Mar 13

Seriously who designed this abomination and more importantly who gave this the go-ahead and chose the location.Yet another piss poor effort.

gooterz 11:41 pm 16 Mar 13

Henry82 said :

Why the hell did they place them in a well lit area?

My guess is splashback

c_c™ 11:35 pm 16 Mar 13

Henry82 said :

Why the hell did they place them in a well lit area?

For security and to assist with aim for those who are inebriated. Same reason fully enclosed toilets are well lit.

Barcham 11:23 pm 16 Mar 13

Question 1. I am not very tall.

Question 2. No, Hadley wasn’t there.

Question 3. I am a dapper man.

Henry82 11:09 pm 16 Mar 13

Why the hell did they place them in a well lit area?

c_c™ 10:30 pm 16 Mar 13

vulpior said :

Is that really a little man symbol on the side indicating their purpose and intended gender of use?

That pales in comparison to the detailed warnings and diagrams that have appeared in some toilets at ANU.

I must question whether there is any significance to the fashion on display?

gooterz 10:20 pm 16 Mar 13

Is there a tap to wash ones hand it does it just really suit a certain breed of person?

gooterz 10:18 pm 16 Mar 13

How long before
A) someone does number 2
B) Someone uses it as an excuse for indecent exposure
C) A lady uses it and does A and B.

DrKoresh 10:01 pm 16 Mar 13

Is that a Hadley I spy with my little eye? 😀

poetix 9:53 pm 16 Mar 13

You are Barcham up the wrong pee. (Sorry? Never.)

And do you always hold a You Are Here programme while not peeing?

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd 9:48 pm 16 Mar 13

Wait, barcham is a hipster????

viking princess 9:25 pm 16 Mar 13

How tall are you by the way Barcham?

vulpior 8:59 pm 16 Mar 13

Is that really a little man symbol on the side indicating their purpose and intended gender of use?

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