Porsche Crash on Lady Denman Drive This Morning

lobster 20 November 2007 35


Did anyone else see the crashed Porsche on Lady Denman, just up from the gravel car park this morning?

I don’t know much about Porsches, but it was grey and had a hard top, so it wasn’t a Boxster.

I passed it at around 8:30am.

The Passenger side of it was munched up.

Anyone know what happened? It was on a straight section of road… The only thing I can think of was that the driver was in the gravel carpark and might have gotten some wheel spin leaving it which caught up with him further down the road?

But I dunno.

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35 Responses to Porsche Crash on Lady Denman Drive This Morning
Fletcher123 Fletcher123 12:39 pm 23 Nov 07

I hope it was the one I’ve seen around with the rego plates “Our Toy”.

Kramer Kramer 7:40 pm 22 Nov 07

It wasn’t a bad story, it just needed a photo of the mashed porsche for us to all enjoy.

lobster lobster 6:10 pm 22 Nov 07


barney barney 5:32 pm 21 Nov 07

It was Lobster in the Porsche listening to the latest “Joe Hockey” Mix-Tape on his/her Ipod.

I blame Lobster for posting shit that nobody cares about.

aa aa 3:52 pm 21 Nov 07

or maybe he was driving past a couple of girls and they did that “little pecker” thing with the pinky and he got angry like that guy in Sydney.

aa aa 3:48 pm 21 Nov 07

maybe he was having road rage for paying too much for the pizza?

Thumper Thumper 3:38 pm 21 Nov 07

whilst at the same time was rubber necking while being overtaken by a pirate ship (they are very rare around here you realise)

aa aa 3:25 pm 21 Nov 07

and probably slammed on the breaks to avoid the speed camera that was 10km down the road and lost control.

V twin venom V twin venom 2:56 pm 21 Nov 07

astrojax… you forget that he was driving home under the influence of a pizza that he paid too much for

astrojax astrojax 2:29 pm 21 Nov 07

how much more info do you want, lobster?? it was patently a ubiqitous porsche latterly seen in sydney and adelaide and driven into aliens posing as trees hoping to become part of the arbortoreum when john howard’s work choices chose to be union officials playing violent video games who subsequently lost control of the opposition leadership and were destroyed by speed cameras with built-in alien-hating anti-self government artillery. bloody obvious, innit?

Mr Evil Mr Evil 11:45 am 21 Nov 07

Maybe nobody knows?

This sounds the most likely story:

“This is third hand info but I was told the driver of the porsche swerved to avoid hitting another car, lost control and hit two trees.

Comment by hk0reduck — 20 November, 2007 @ 5:32 pm”

lobster lobster 11:43 am 21 Nov 07

I don’t think you guys are taking my request for information seriously…

Mr Evil Mr Evil 9:40 am 21 Nov 07

What a waste. The driver could have at least lost control of the car in Weston Park and cleaned up the SIEV-X memorial instead of a couple of trees.

barney barney 9:27 am 21 Nov 07

I know what really happened. An alien landed last weekend in the nearby hills and authorities have been hunting it ever since. It all came to an end when the poor extraterrestrial being got wiped out by some wanker in a Porsche, thus creating RIOT ACT HISTORY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thumper Thumper 8:11 am 21 Nov 07

Definitely the distinct lack of pirates in this region…

ant ant 10:32 pm 20 Nov 07

Are the trees OK?

You You 8:43 pm 20 Nov 07

I blame violent videogames

el ......VNBerlinaV8 el ......VNBerlinaV8 7:37 pm 20 Nov 07

No Felix, it’s all John Howard’s fault, due to the global warming he caused (due to the lack of pirates) and the industrial relations reforms.

Felix the Cat Felix the Cat 7:34 pm 20 Nov 07

I thought it was John Stanhope’s fault…

Vic Bitterman Vic Bitterman 7:34 pm 20 Nov 07

The first rule of the crashed Porsche club : you do not talk about the crashed Porsche club…..

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