In a refreshing, although somewhat strange, piece of non-PC Christmas celebration I heard the school choir of the day in Garema Place singing this chorus.
Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
You are way too fat.
I was happy sleeping,
but now my bed is flat.
Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
How much do you weight?
I’m glad I’m not a reindeer,
Pulling your Christmas sleigh.
The song then went on to mention eating cookies and the sleigh flying low due to santa being so overweight.
I have to be honest and say that I thought this was funny that a school choir was taught to sing a song mocking fat old father Christmas considering the current media going around on how to deal with childhood obesity. It must have slipped under the PC radar.