Santa’s Inappropriate Banter?

Darqan 20 December 2011 57

Inappropriate Chocolate Bar

While conducting my weekly shop at a local supermarket I stumbled upon this very inappropriate piece of Christmas advertising on a traditional chocolate treat. As we are all aware, and for good reason, Santas around the country (and hopefully the world) are no longer to say “Ho ho ho” due to its offensive nature. The last thing I need to deal with is my four-year-old child running around the house spouting such offensive language.

Rest assured that I will be contacting the producer of this product, Kraft, to inform them of the extremely inappropriate labelling of their product. Please join me in boycotting this treat at Christmas time to help reinforce the message to this company.


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PBO PBO 2:33 pm 21 Dec 11

I think now is a good time to point out that “Ho Ho Ho” is meant to mean “hello and take notice everyone”.

Not, Merry Xmas, Where doe’s bitches at?

gizmo1 gizmo1 7:35 am 21 Dec 11

Are you fair dinkum? I hope you contact Kraft…….and they tell you to grow up & get a life.

Bloody ho ho ho indeed.

fgzk fgzk 8:00 pm 20 Dec 11

Godess…. it’s “whore” not “wh&re”. How hard is this to get.

Goddess said :

Ho Ho Ho has been around a long time. A ho is the sound that emanates from a Jerry Springer show *guest* when he’s actually saying wh&re. So, it’s a misunderstanding and nobody should be offended.

Goddess Goddess 7:39 pm 20 Dec 11

Ho Ho Ho has been around a long time. A ho is the sound that emanates from a Jerry Springer show *guest* when he’s actually saying wh&re. So, it’s a misunderstanding and nobody should be offended.

Mr Evil Mr Evil 6:00 pm 20 Dec 11

Mysteryman said :

fnaah said :

You can’t be serious.

Thumper said :

Wind up, no-one can seriously be that stupid.

2.0 said :

I call Troll!!

This has to be a joke. If it’s not, I’m going to find the OP and beat some sense into them with a rubber hose.

I think you’ll find that you have to pay extra for rubber Hos.

Anyway, as Tiger Woods would say, “Three Hos are better than a hole-in-one”……

Holden Caulfield Holden Caulfield 5:02 pm 20 Dec 11

bd84 said :

Saying hehehe makes Santa sound like a paedophile…

You mean getting an old man to dress up in red pyjamas and a fake beard then getting innocent kiddies to sit on his lap and whisper sweet nothings into his doesn’t?

Pork Hunt Pork Hunt 5:02 pm 20 Dec 11

This reminds me of the time Santa was in court for slander. The opposite QC said ” I put to to you Mr Clause that not once, not twice but three times you called my client a Ho…”

devils_advocate devils_advocate 4:32 pm 20 Dec 11

Erg0 said :

bd84 said :

Saying hehehe makes Santa sound like a paedophile..

I think it’s time to ban political correctness and have those who practice it taken outside and shot.

So… you want it banned because it offends you?

No because it’s crap.

qbngeek qbngeek 4:28 pm 20 Dec 11

EvanJames said :

I fail to see how a slang word from a foreign country can be termed offensive here. Do we have to re-name thsoe long-handled garden implements too?

Better not, I always giggle inside when I ask someone to pass me my Swedish Hoe 🙂

TheDancingDjinn TheDancingDjinn 4:25 pm 20 Dec 11

EvanJames said :

I fail to see how a slang word from a foreign country can be termed offensive here. Do we have to re-name thsoe long-handled garden implements too?

I love when there is a moment of intelligence. Its like a warm light in a dark, dark world.

PBO PBO 4:22 pm 20 Dec 11

EvanJames said :

I fail to see how a slang word from a foreign country can be termed offensive here. Do we have to re-name thsoe long-handled garden implements too?

And do we have to start calling Ottomans Ottomans?

EvanJames EvanJames 4:01 pm 20 Dec 11

I fail to see how a slang word from a foreign country can be termed offensive here. Do we have to re-name thsoe long-handled garden implements too?

Darqan Darqan 2:56 pm 20 Dec 11

jenny123 said :

I love how naive the people who starting attacking the OP are.

I’d hope that it was my “fantastic” use of the English language that got them riled up, than any naivety on their part. I was really digging for honest reactions as opposed to a “Yes Man” response. All credit to those who spoke (typed?) their minds.

… and you better not be trolling 😉

Thumper Thumper 2:55 pm 20 Dec 11

jenny123 said :

I love how naive the people who starting attacking the OP are.

I love how people wait for 42 posts and an explanation before saying how naive people are for attacking the OP.

🙂

jenny123 jenny123 2:39 pm 20 Dec 11

I love how naive the people who starting attacking the OP are.

Darqan Darqan 2:26 pm 20 Dec 11

PBO said :

I have to wonder if the cotton wool that you wrap your children in gets in the way of their eating?

I use straitjackets, earplugs & breastfeed till age 12.

PBO PBO 2:08 pm 20 Dec 11

I have to wonder if the cotton wool that you wrap your children in gets in the way of their eating?

fgzk fgzk 1:59 pm 20 Dec 11

Or take the dirty old mans advice and get yourself a couple of whore’s this Christmas.

HoHoHO Merry Christmas.

Darqan Darqan 1:49 pm 20 Dec 11

dpm said :

Given the other recent post by the OP (about the ‘Garran Zoo’, which was quite funny!), I’m guessing it is a wind-up about OTT political correctness! 🙂

Congrats to ‘dpm’ for picking me up on this one… I’ll have to send you a HO HO HO Toblerone for your indulgence.

PC has gone over the top here and this post has more than adequately highlighted the issue. The current Santa changes are not reflected by public opinion; it’s time to ease up on our photogenic friends..

jonquil14 jonquil14 1:22 pm 20 Dec 11

How will the OP cope when the kiddies at Carols by Candlelight sing about ‘making the yuletide gay’?

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