Santa’s Inappropriate Banter?

I think now is a good time to point out that “Ho Ho Ho” is meant to mean “hello and take notice everyone”.

Not, Merry Xmas, Where doe’s bitches at?

Are you fair dinkum? I hope you contact Kraft…….and they tell you to grow up & get a life.

Bloody ho ho ho indeed.

Godess…. it’s “whore” not “wh&re”. How hard is this to get.

Goddess said :

Ho Ho Ho has been around a long time. A ho is the sound that emanates from a Jerry Springer show *guest* when he’s actually saying wh&re. So, it’s a misunderstanding and nobody should be offended.

Ho Ho Ho has been around a long time. A ho is the sound that emanates from a Jerry Springer show *guest* when he’s actually saying wh&re. So, it’s a misunderstanding and nobody should be offended.

Mysteryman said :

fnaah said :

You can’t be serious.

Thumper said :

Wind up, no-one can seriously be that stupid.

2.0 said :

I call Troll!!

This has to be a joke. If it’s not, I’m going to find the OP and beat some sense into them with a rubber hose.

I think you’ll find that you have to pay extra for rubber Hos.

Anyway, as Tiger Woods would say, “Three Hos are better than a hole-in-one”……

bd84 said :

Saying hehehe makes Santa sound like a paedophile…

You mean getting an old man to dress up in red pyjamas and a fake beard then getting innocent kiddies to sit on his lap and whisper sweet nothings into his doesn’t?

This reminds me of the time Santa was in court for slander. The opposite QC said ” I put to to you Mr Clause that not once, not twice but three times you called my client a Ho…”

Erg0 said :

bd84 said :

Saying hehehe makes Santa sound like a paedophile..

I think it’s time to ban political correctness and have those who practice it taken outside and shot.

So… you want it banned because it offends you?

No because it’s crap.

EvanJames said :

I fail to see how a slang word from a foreign country can be termed offensive here. Do we have to re-name thsoe long-handled garden implements too?

Better not, I always giggle inside when I ask someone to pass me my Swedish Hoe 🙂

EvanJames said :

I fail to see how a slang word from a foreign country can be termed offensive here. Do we have to re-name thsoe long-handled garden implements too?

I love when there is a moment of intelligence. Its like a warm light in a dark, dark world.

EvanJames said :

I fail to see how a slang word from a foreign country can be termed offensive here. Do we have to re-name thsoe long-handled garden implements too?

And do we have to start calling Ottomans Ottomans?

I fail to see how a slang word from a foreign country can be termed offensive here. Do we have to re-name thsoe long-handled garden implements too?

jenny123 said :

I love how naive the people who starting attacking the OP are.

I’d hope that it was my “fantastic” use of the English language that got them riled up, than any naivety on their part. I was really digging for honest reactions as opposed to a “Yes Man” response. All credit to those who spoke (typed?) their minds.

… and you better not be trolling 😉

jenny123 said :

I love how naive the people who starting attacking the OP are.

I love how people wait for 42 posts and an explanation before saying how naive people are for attacking the OP.

🙂

I love how naive the people who starting attacking the OP are.

PBO said :

I have to wonder if the cotton wool that you wrap your children in gets in the way of their eating?

I use straitjackets, earplugs & breastfeed till age 12.

I have to wonder if the cotton wool that you wrap your children in gets in the way of their eating?

Or take the dirty old mans advice and get yourself a couple of whore’s this Christmas.

HoHoHO Merry Christmas.

dpm said :

Given the other recent post by the OP (about the ‘Garran Zoo’, which was quite funny!), I’m guessing it is a wind-up about OTT political correctness! 🙂

Congrats to ‘dpm’ for picking me up on this one… I’ll have to send you a HO HO HO Toblerone for your indulgence.

PC has gone over the top here and this post has more than adequately highlighted the issue. The current Santa changes are not reflected by public opinion; it’s time to ease up on our photogenic friends..

How will the OP cope when the kiddies at Carols by Candlelight sing about ‘making the yuletide gay’?