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Snorkel Massey laid low by a cat

By johnboy 8 March 2013 45

The ABC has new pages in the list of pathetic excuses offered by Matthew Massey to the courts.

The officer said Massey was unable to submit to urine analysis because sore ribs made urinating difficult and his mother had phoned to say he could not attend the meeting because he was having an allergic reaction to a cat.

I’ve had sore ribs. Still needed to wee though.

As for getting your mum to call in? Really? This is a hard man? With a cat allergy?

For his parole breaches he’s been remanded in custody until next week.


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Tooks 7:20 pm 11 Oct 13

helpless said :

Postalgeek said :

helpless said :

I know Matty personally and along with many other of Matty’s friends or those that know him would agree with me, He is a Kind & Loyal friend who just wants to be loved, like most of us. You people just sit on your asses with an opinon about everyone and everything, Yes! Matty has done wrong by some but look at who these people are. He has only ever hurt scum junkies or low lives that are a waste of of oxygen. The law continues to set Matty up to fail. They let him out to clean up our streets to do what law should be doing, then throw him back in jail until needed next time.Yes he has a bad reputation but do any of you know about what he has gone through growing up? No, I believe not. If we didnt have our famous Matt Massey, believe me the street would be so much more worse then what they are. I have seen Matty talking to young ones that wont to get a name for them selfs and he was continuely preaching to them not to be like him, to “live a good life with a job”. He really does try, if only someone would give him the chance to do the right thing! you would see the real Matty, not this person he has been made out to be. Dont set him up to fail again please.

If your mates won’t resurrect that negative thread about you that you had hoped everyone had forgotten about, who will?

There must be some word or term for such friends.

you really need to find yourself a intrest there buddy, even a mate for yourself, Then maybe you will find something better to do, then to sit there making judgment on others with out even knowing the real truth. I mean we all know what you read or hear in the news is mostly half made up crap with hopefuly a bit of true to it. So to judge upon that is pretty small minded, wouldnt you say? GET A LIFE

Go and get a high school education and stop idolising failed junkie crims. It’s not cool and it’s not going to help you in life.

thebrownstreak69 4:33 pm 11 Oct 13

He appears only at night to clean our streets of drug dealing scum. He’s secretive, brooding and powerful but has one weakness: cats.

So he wears a cape, right…?

Grrrr 4:22 pm 11 Oct 13

helpless said :

The law continues to set Matty up to fail. They let him out to clean up our streets to do what law should be doing, then throw him back in jail until needed next time. …. I have seen Matty talking to young ones that wont to get a name for them selfs and he was continuely preaching to them not to be like him, to “live a good life with a job”.

Wow, so he’s really a dark and brooding superhero vigilante, with the justice system out to get him?

Maybe you could suggest to him that he simply practise what he preaches?

helpless 4:03 pm 11 Oct 13

Postalgeek said :

helpless said :

I know Matty personally and along with many other of Matty’s friends or those that know him would agree with me, He is a Kind & Loyal friend who just wants to be loved, like most of us. You people just sit on your asses with an opinon about everyone and everything, Yes! Matty has done wrong by some but look at who these people are. He has only ever hurt scum junkies or low lives that are a waste of of oxygen. The law continues to set Matty up to fail. They let him out to clean up our streets to do what law should be doing, then throw him back in jail until needed next time.Yes he has a bad reputation but do any of you know about what he has gone through growing up? No, I believe not. If we didnt have our famous Matt Massey, believe me the street would be so much more worse then what they are. I have seen Matty talking to young ones that wont to get a name for them selfs and he was continuely preaching to them not to be like him, to “live a good life with a job”. He really does try, if only someone would give him the chance to do the right thing! you would see the real Matty, not this person he has been made out to be. Dont set him up to fail again please.

If your mates won’t resurrect that negative thread about you that you had hoped everyone had forgotten about, who will?

There must be some word or term for such friends.

you really need to find yourself a intrest there buddy, even a mate for yourself, Then maybe you will find something better to do, then to sit there making judgment on others with out even knowing the real truth. I mean we all know what you read or hear in the news is mostly half made up crap with hopefuly a bit of true to it. So to judge upon that is pretty small minded, wouldnt you say? GET A LIFE

Postalgeek 3:38 pm 11 Oct 13

helpless said :

I know Matty personally and along with many other of Matty’s friends or those that know him would agree with me, He is a Kind & Loyal friend who just wants to be loved, like most of us. You people just sit on your asses with an opinon about everyone and everything, Yes! Matty has done wrong by some but look at who these people are. He has only ever hurt scum junkies or low lives that are a waste of of oxygen. The law continues to set Matty up to fail. They let him out to clean up our streets to do what law should be doing, then throw him back in jail until needed next time.Yes he has a bad reputation but do any of you know about what he has gone through growing up? No, I believe not. If we didnt have our famous Matt Massey, believe me the street would be so much more worse then what they are. I have seen Matty talking to young ones that wont to get a name for them selfs and he was continuely preaching to them not to be like him, to “live a good life with a job”. He really does try, if only someone would give him the chance to do the right thing! you would see the real Matty, not this person he has been made out to be. Dont set him up to fail again please.

If your mates won’t resurrect that negative thread about you that you had hoped everyone had forgotten about, who will?

There must be some word or term for such friends.

helpless 3:08 pm 11 Oct 13

I know Matty personally and along with many other of Matty’s friends or those that know him would agree with me, He is a Kind & Loyal friend who just wants to be loved, like most of us. You people just sit on your asses with an opinon about everyone and everything, Yes! Matty has done wrong by some but look at who these people are. He has only ever hurt scum junkies or low lives that are a waste of of oxygen. The law continues to set Matty up to fail. They let him out to clean up our streets to do what law should be doing, then throw him back in jail until needed next time.Yes he has a bad reputation but do any of you know about what he has gone through growing up? No, I believe not. If we didnt have our famous Matt Massey, believe me the street would be so much more worse then what they are. I have seen Matty talking to young ones that wont to get a name for them selfs and he was continuely preaching to them not to be like him, to “live a good life with a job”. He really does try, if only someone would give him the chance to do the right thing! you would see the real Matty, not this person he has been made out to be. Dont set him up to fail again please.

JessP 1:06 pm 11 Mar 13

What a pussy!

Oh sorry.

Tooks 8:59 am 11 Mar 13

obamabinladen said :

How is it this parasite is allowed out of gaol? Id bet tooks house that this guy will end up killing someone just like his sis. Guys like this need to be taken out of society and be used for scientific experiments!!!

Was his ex-wife, not sister.

Jane Doe 11:40 am 10 Mar 13

The tag for this topic must be changed from hard man to marshmallow

obamabinladen 7:57 pm 09 Mar 13

@ pork hunt lol nah way too good for this guy im thinking inject him with superbugs then test new antibiotics on him and if he gets cured move onto the flesh eating bacteria. If against all odds he’s still kicking maybe he could be used as a car crash test dummy.

Deref 8:09 am 09 Mar 13

Harrym said :

Looks like the ugly love-child of Kramer and Lyle Lovett

New keyboard and new cup of coffee please!

Pork Hunt 6:35 am 09 Mar 13

obamabinladen said :

How is it this parasite is allowed out of gaol? Id bet tooks house that this guy will end up killing someone just like his sis. Guys like this need to be taken out of society and be used for scientific experiments!!!

Experiments like how many LSWCHP’s it takes to give lead poisoning?

obamabinladen 12:35 am 09 Mar 13

How is it this parasite is allowed out of gaol? Id bet tooks house that this guy will end up killing someone just like his sis. Guys like this need to be taken out of society and be used for scientific experiments!!!

LSWCHP 10:58 pm 08 Mar 13

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd said :

I remember reading or hearing that Massey is Scott mcdougals bum boy?

Ahhhhhh…that explains a lot of things. Really,it’s obvious when you start looking at all the evidence.

schmeah 7:51 pm 08 Mar 13

Harrym said :

Looks like the ugly love-child of Kramer and Lyle Lovett

+10000000 … we have a winner (IMO) 🙂

DrKoresh 6:02 pm 08 Mar 13

Just humour him, gentoopenguin 😉

gentoopenguin 5:39 pm 08 Mar 13

c_c™ said :

DrKoresh said :

Someone needs to give this man a good smack and tell him to grow the lump up. I’m gobsmacked that a grown-ass, supposedly “hard” man could act so remedial and childish.

What kind of penalty is he up for in the unlikely event his completely plausible story about rib pains and cat allergies turns out to be untrue, does anyone have an idea? I imagine we’d be looking at a failed drug-test into the bargain as well as the no-show for meeting.

Garema Place stocks – there’s a centenary project I could get excited about. For one very big day, the best of the worst locked up with a variety of projectiles free to the public.

Isn’t that what we have RiotACT for though, i.e. as virtual stocks from which to sling s*** at people anonymously?

bundah 5:27 pm 08 Mar 13

Tooks said :

That photo’s about 18 years old. He hasn’t gotten any prettier.

Not just ugly on the outside for he’s obviously rotten to the core.

Tooks 5:01 pm 08 Mar 13

That photo’s about 18 years old. He hasn’t gotten any prettier.

Harrym 4:36 pm 08 Mar 13

Looks like the ugly love-child of Kramer and Lyle Lovett

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