The ABC has new pages in the list of pathetic excuses offered by Matthew Massey to the courts.
The officer said Massey was unable to submit to urine analysis because sore ribs made urinating difficult and his mother had phoned to say he could not attend the meeting because he was having an allergic reaction to a cat.
I’ve had sore ribs. Still needed to wee though.
As for getting your mum to call in? Really? This is a hard man? With a cat allergy?
For his parole breaches he’s been remanded in custody until next week.