… so he can perform gruesome medical experiments.
Nah, just kidding.
He’s actually just hitched himself to Organ Donation Week and made the usual public call for more donors.
He wants to have 100,000 Canberrans – almost one in three people – registered as potential donors. To date, 45,000 Canberrans are registered.
One simple way to boost donations from those already signed up would be to let the roads deteriorate further.