“We have unconfirmed reports coming in that local authorities hold grave concerns for this missing mouth.”
Alfjazeera Live reporting from Moore St in the construction-sieged city of Canberra
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At least they got the correct “you’re”. Society isn’t as doomed as we thought.
wildturkeycanoe said :
So i take it your a dogs playing poker type of person? Guess you think mapplethorpe is a type of wood.
I want this on a t-shirt.
wildturkeycanoe said :
Really?
Seriously?
I put a lot of hours into this case, but if you are sure, why I don’t just close the file then.
What was that sound? The needle on my sarcasometer cracking the glass.
Yeah, today it’s a piece of billboard on Moore St. Tomorrow, when a copy-cat crime wave goes global, The Louvre could be missing its most famous smile.
Sheesh.
Step back and leave this kind of thing to the professionals!
Someone just wants a great piece of artwork for their dorm room, or garage, as the case may be. No motivations apart from that I think. Opportunistic theft, inspired by lack of brain cells.
Why I was thinking in Al Jazeera:
http://thousandeye.blogspot.com/2011/08/to-beaches-of-tripoli-or-misrata.html
Rumour on the street now is that somewhere, in a room with curtains drawn, this mouth is being lovingly fed spoonfuls of small special fried rice.