13 June 2024

Tesla’s alien ute has been sighted in Canberra. A sign of things to come?

| John Coleman
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Tesla Cybertruck

Looking sharp! The Cybertruck has taken up more than half of Canberra’s Tesla showroom. Photo: Region.

Keen eyes will have spied a stainless steel Cybertruck in Tesla’s Bunda Street storefront, but if you were preparing to own the edgiest ute at the campsite, put your wallet away.

The polarising EV ute is only on a promotional roadshow around Australia which, unlike most celebrity tours in this country, includes a stop in Canberra (until Tuesday, 18 June).

It’s the more basic of two Cybertruck models that Tesla currently builds at its Texas factory. Called the ‘Foundation’, it’s powered by two motors and boasts an acceleration to 100 km/h of 4.3 seconds. Tesla says it can tow nearly 5 tonnes and cruise on a charge beyond 500 km. Probably enough to ‘save’ the weekend.

The top-spec ‘Cyberbeast’ is the model that keeps making global headlines. Its estimated range is only mildly more than the ‘Foundation’, but with three motors, it’s said to blast to 100 km/h in 2.7 seconds (just pipped by Ferrari’s LaFerrari). With a long waitlist, one recently sold at auction for twice its original price.

There are also plans for a cheaper rear-wheel-drive Cybertruck.

However, there are a couple of reasons why the behemoth in a Civic shop window is the only taste we’ll get of the thing, at least for years.

Despite early refundable deposits showing Aussie buyers were hungry for the electric ute, Tesla pulled online ordering from its Australian site in 2022 and remains close-lipped on whether it will actually develop a right-hand drive version. Febrile talk in motoring circles speculated that the Cybertruck might not pass Australia’s stringent design rules, but Carsguide analysis suggested this was mostly myth.

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Additionally, Tesla is struggling to meet its orders in North America, with the Cybertruck sold out until next year there. This means that even if a right-hand-drive version were confirmed tomorrow, deliveries would be years off.

So is Tesla testing enthusiasm down under, or is it just a ploy to get more interest in the brand’s other EVs, sales of which have been flagging?

Motoring expert Mark Holgate from Exhaust Notes Australia told us it’s the latter.

“It’s literally showroom candy,” he said.

“With no confirmation whether it will be available in right-hand drive and a price for the base variant expected to be somewhere north of $120,000, it seems it’s little more than a promotional tour to help build hype.”

And if the stream of gaping public servants wandering into Tesla’s storefront is anything to go by, it’s working.

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HiddenDragon7:20 pm 19 Jun 24

Maybe little Elon saw something like this when he was watching repeats of the original Thunderbirds series, in between reading the Encyclopaedia Britannica.

A very retrograde step from a manufacturer which put some stylish vehicles, with beautiful paint jobs, on our roads in earlier years.

Before even considering Elon Musk, reports are of significant issues with the bare metal body panels and the cargo bed has a bunch of basic/weird functional design problems (Simone Giertz’s Tesla 3 conversion seems more useful). I can’t see anyone who needs a ute/truck for serious work buying one. Yeah and the thing is just ugly.

Battery operated skip bin

“It’s literally showroom candy,”
QED – given the number of comments on here … no such things as bad publicity

Victor Bilow4:54 pm 14 Jun 24

Any one who supports this Joker needs a wake up call. Elon Musk’s $84 billion pay approved

@Victor Billow
“Any one who supports this Joker needs a wake up call”
That’d be the Tesla shareholders who voted to approve his pay package – which was actually US$45B (A$68B)

YouTube is full of poor reviews for this vehicle.
It appears to have been developed simply as a marketing ploy and has little practical use.

What an ugly looking pile of garbage. I bet it’s range is next to.nothing towing trailers or caravans too. If Musk can’t fill orders in the US then take the 5 thousand or so no.one wants on our docks.

Capital Retro2:08 pm 14 Jun 24

The styling above the front seats may suit a few Tasmanians.

Alien steps out: “take us to your leader”
present them with: Albanese
Aliens: “THIS is your leader!?”

Don Fletcher1:40 pm 14 Jun 24

Valisily M Would you substitute Biden, Trump, Putin, Sunak or Macron in the alien negotiation. And please explain the relationship of your comment to the car review.

Capital Retro11:53 am 14 Jun 24

I wonder who will be the first real estate agent to get one?

I don’t imagine that it will ever go on sale in Australia given it has zero chance of meeting safety standards. It’s a massive, monstrously heavy stainless steel battering ram that will simply annihilate anything unfortunate enough to be in an accident with it… rather worrying given the brakes appear to be somewhat iffy in testing.

“While it hasn’t ben crashed tested by ANCAP, Euro NCAP or the US equivalent, Telsa has posted a video of their own crash testing.

The Cybertruck may be able to get around Australian safety requirements thanks to its GVM. In Australia a vehicle with a GVM over 3500kg is exempt from many of the crashworthiness needs of lighter cars and light-commercial vehicles”

Oh wonderful, a 4+ tonne stainless steel tank with no crumple zones and questionable brakes, that hasn’t been crash tested by anyone but the manufacturer and may sneak in without adhering to safety standards based on the fact it is so large that it’s considered to be a truck… what could go wrong?

Lefty Boomer9:28 am 14 Jun 24

I can’t wait for the first poster here to begin adding to my “EV Hater’s Bingo Card”. I’m betting on, no range, burst into flame, government ‘making us’ change, Chinese invasion, and Can’t tow my Jayco Van/appartment.😂

I’ll go for one that’s probably not on your bingo card.

“It looks like a garbage skip and a Tonka truck got married and had a baby.”

@Lefty Boomer
I’m not an EV hater at all, but I certainly agree with dogwomble’s description of this ute.

But its lack of range and ability to tow are perfectly valid issues for many people.

Capital Retro12:12 pm 14 Jun 24

And Chris Bowen is a god-parent?

You think 4,990 kg towing capacity is not an ability to tow?

What’s its range when towing 4,990kg? It’s “towing capacity” is mostly based on its mondtrous weight. That says nothing for its capability when towing that load.

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