THE AVERAGE AUSTRALAIN IS VERY GREEDY

Judging from the 35 comments, I rest my case.

Speaking of austerity, it’s interesting to see what is happening in Greece ATM!
They are screwed if they don’t severely cut back, but the people have basically said ‘no’ to that austerity plan (as you would if you were in their position). However, the problem then is, won’t they be totally sent back to the dark ages in Europe if they don’t bite the bullet now? Now that’s a conundrum!
And we’re complaining about our economy and budget here! Hahahahaha!
Meanwhile, Spain has an unemployment rate of ~24%…. Poor buggers.

You never want to go to war against a nation as pissed off as the Kiwis.

– We ‘stole their pav’ (pavlova)
– The underarm incident. Chappell you naughty boy.
– Some actors or something migrated here.

Now, what have we got to be angry about?

chewy14 said :

Postalgeek said :

chewy14 said :

We need a good war to toughen the average Australian up.

There’s nothing like a little conscription to adjust some of these yuppies attitudes and we can even start off small by invading New Zealand. You know it makes sense.

Because countries with mountainous terrain are always a push-over.

Are ewe saying the Kiwis will put up a fight? We’ll need to have the element of surprise and then Ram home our advantage.

I’m pretty certain they will not want to shear their country with anyone.

Pretty sure being Australian is a chromosomal disorder…….

chewy14 said :

We need a good war to toughen the average Australian up.

There’s nothing like a little conscription to adjust some of these yuppies attitudes and we can even start off small by invading New Zealand. You know it makes sense.

Only problem there is that this country is already overrun with Kiwi spy’s and saboteurs in place ready to thwart an invasion from the inside.

Seems like good excuse to shove a Gruen Transfer clip in here too.
http://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=gruen%20transfer%20invade%20new%20zealand&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CE4QtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DIv8bkYKbMo0&ei=5y2qT77cFsqSiQfsu_zRAw&usg=AFQjCNFT7TV8Txip-c4UYGUCjmLH8W5lbA

Not sure about them being greedy, but they do like to whinge. A lot.

Postalgeek said :

chewy14 said :

We need a good war to toughen the average Australian up.

There’s nothing like a little conscription to adjust some of these yuppies attitudes and we can even start off small by invading New Zealand. You know it makes sense.

Because countries with mountainous terrain are always a push-over.

Are ewe saying the Kiwis will put up a fight? We’ll need to have the element of surprise and then Ram home our advantage.

bikhet said :

I agree with the sentiment the OP has expressed, but wonder about the motive for posting it. Just to have a spray?

Yep, I pretty much agree with what he’s saying as well. It just wasn’t said in a way that the majority of the riot-act community like things to be said.

Plus a lot of those greedy Australians frequent these boards so it’s not exactly the ideal place to get support on the issue.

chewy14 said :

We need a good war to toughen the average Australian up.

There’s nothing like a little conscription to adjust some of these yuppies attitudes and we can even start off small by invading New Zealand. You know it makes sense.

Because countries with mountainous terrain are always a push-over.

Primal said :

The average Australian also has one testicle and one ovary.

😀 Gold.

The AVERAGE Australian is MEAN.

chewy14 said :

We need a good war to toughen the average Australian up.

There’s nothing like a little conscription to adjust some of these yuppies attitudes and we can even start off small by invading New Zealand. You know it makes sense.

That’s a baaaaaaaaad* idea.

* make this sound like a sheep as you read it

I agree with the sentiment the OP has expressed, but wonder about the motive for posting it. Just to have a spray?

We need a good war to toughen the average Australian up.

There’s nothing like a little conscription to adjust some of these yuppies attitudes and we can even start off small by invading New Zealand. You know it makes sense.

Becoming a wealthy nation has given people high expectations. It will take a while for these to deflate. I wouldn’t worry about it, just live your own life the best you can.

johnboy said :

we like to give a platform to all sorts.

all sorts of what, though?

Mully Cup contender me thinks.

shaun said :

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter

but I think a good dose of austerity is what we need anyway.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter

johnboy said :

we like to give a platform to all sorts.

Mmm, licorice…

I can take a hint…. 😉

I’m sure if “JAGARA” stamps his/her tiny little feet hard enough and long enough we’ll all learn the errors of our way, and become a true communist utopia.

I can almost hear jb’s thought process from here.

“What’s this guff. I can’t publish this…or can I…?”

*hits ‘publish’, pushes chair back from desk*

The average Australian also has one testicle and one ovary.

“Bring on 15% GST,”

All Australians are greedy, and your solution is to punish the poor with a regressive tax.

That makes plenty of sense.

Holden Caulfield said :

27.50% of all statistics are made up.

76.32% of people agree with that statement.

See this is what happens when Socialist Alternative gets on the web.

What is the purpose for this post?

27.50% of all statistics are made up.

The average JAGARA:
– shouts in topic titles.
– is unsure of how to spell Australian.
– is unable to progress beyond single sentence paragraphs.
– is unable to use reasonable grammar.
– makes widespread, sweeping generalisations without giving proof of their claims.

PS It disturbs me that you are able to afford access to the Internet.

THE AVERAGE AUSTRALAIN CAN’T SPELL

All Canberrans make broad, sweeping generalisations.