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the curse of secret santa

By bonfire - 28 November 2006 20

Despite voting against it, office democracy has led me to take part in forced secret santa gift giving.

I want to buy a pirate flag for the blokes bicycle. Like those idiot orange bobbing flags, but with a jolly roger. I cant spend more than ten bucks.

Any bicycle deviants out there know if such a product is available in the ACT ?

And despite my best attempts, i know im going to get something quite shit.

What’s Your opinion?


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20 Responses to
the curse of secret santa
Woody Mann-Caruso 9:14 am 29 Nov 06

$10 in an envelope – or $10 worth of fuel saver dockets if you’re feeling harsh.

kaydo 9:15 pm 28 Nov 06

You can get mucho pirate merchandise from toy section of target or a small pirate kit from toys r us. I think its a grand idea.

Vic Bitterman 8:10 pm 28 Nov 06

Get him a driver’s licence. I’m sure, as a cyclist, he can use it to learn how to obey road rules.

simto 4:20 pm 28 Nov 06

I found a very nice instant nun outfit at Hot Dollar a while back – complete with wimple and collar.

toriness 4:16 pm 28 Nov 06

Buy him an edible g-string. But only if the gifts are anonymous.

edlang 3:58 pm 28 Nov 06

Buy him AWB! etc.

CouldExpire 3:48 pm 28 Nov 06

humbug!!

Thumper 3:30 pm 28 Nov 06

A matchbox with an ant in it?

Heavs 3:02 pm 28 Nov 06

‘Who got me the little toy army man. I specifically asked for a gift certificate.’

Danman 2:45 pm 28 Nov 06

hahaha. I notice some of them have things sticking out of their helmets as well. I assume these are so they can listen to the radio.

Cable ties poking up – apparently good for magpies. I like the baseball bat myself 🙂

LurkerGal 2:42 pm 28 Nov 06

Just give a lump of coal with a note saying they were on the naughty list.

Absent Diane 2:33 pm 28 Nov 06

I managed to get out of my secret santa… I just flat chat refused to participate.. ah the life of the perennial shit stirrer…

Ralph 2:29 pm 28 Nov 06

hahaha. I notice some of them have things sticking out of their helmets as well. I assume these are so they can listen to the radio.

Ebay.

Danman 2:26 pm 28 Nov 06

if you have no leads – my brother is a screen printer – he could bang something up for ya if you supply design. All you would have to do then is fabricate a “pole” for it.

S4anta 2:23 pm 28 Nov 06

funny shop @ city markets will help you out.

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