the curse of secret santa

bonfire 28 November 2006 20

Despite voting against it, office democracy has led me to take part in forced secret santa gift giving.

I want to buy a pirate flag for the blokes bicycle. Like those idiot orange bobbing flags, but with a jolly roger. I cant spend more than ten bucks.

Any bicycle deviants out there know if such a product is available in the ACT ?

And despite my best attempts, i know im going to get something quite shit.

Curse you secret santa.

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20 Responses to the curse of secret santa
Maelinar Maelinar 8:27 am 01 Dec 06

I’m up to my neck in the fucnging things at the moment ant, would you like a filled or an unfilled one ?

KaneO KaneO 9:21 pm 30 Nov 06

The ultimate bogcatcher.

ant ant 8:34 pm 30 Nov 06

What’s a “diaper”?

KaneO KaneO 4:18 pm 30 Nov 06

Stay late one night and replace all the gifts with adult diapers.

Maelinar Maelinar 9:53 am 29 Nov 06

I think a bus ticket to Queanbeyan is a good little christmas present, although it’ll quickly eat up your $10 budget.

Woody Mann-Caruso Woody Mann-Caruso 9:14 am 29 Nov 06

$10 in an envelope – or $10 worth of fuel saver dockets if you’re feeling harsh.

kaydo kaydo 9:15 pm 28 Nov 06

You can get mucho pirate merchandise from toy section of target or a small pirate kit from toys r us. I think its a grand idea.

Vic Bitterman Vic Bitterman 8:10 pm 28 Nov 06

Get him a driver’s licence. I’m sure, as a cyclist, he can use it to learn how to obey road rules.

simto simto 4:20 pm 28 Nov 06

I found a very nice instant nun outfit at Hot Dollar a while back – complete with wimple and collar.

toriness toriness 4:16 pm 28 Nov 06

Buy him an edible g-string. But only if the gifts are anonymous.

edlang edlang 3:58 pm 28 Nov 06

Buy him AWB! etc.

CouldExpire CouldExpire 3:48 pm 28 Nov 06


Thumper Thumper 3:30 pm 28 Nov 06

A matchbox with an ant in it?

Heavs Heavs 3:02 pm 28 Nov 06

‘Who got me the little toy army man. I specifically asked for a gift certificate.’

Danman Danman 2:45 pm 28 Nov 06

hahaha. I notice some of them have things sticking out of their helmets as well. I assume these are so they can listen to the radio.

Cable ties poking up – apparently good for magpies. I like the baseball bat myself 🙂

LurkerGal LurkerGal 2:42 pm 28 Nov 06

Just give a lump of coal with a note saying they were on the naughty list.

Absent Diane Absent Diane 2:33 pm 28 Nov 06

I managed to get out of my secret santa… I just flat chat refused to participate.. ah the life of the perennial shit stirrer…

Ralph Ralph 2:29 pm 28 Nov 06

hahaha. I notice some of them have things sticking out of their helmets as well. I assume these are so they can listen to the radio.


Danman Danman 2:26 pm 28 Nov 06

if you have no leads – my brother is a screen printer – he could bang something up for ya if you supply design. All you would have to do then is fabricate a “pole” for it.

S4anta S4anta 2:23 pm 28 Nov 06

funny shop @ city markets will help you out.

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