Inside today’s Canberra Times was the astonishing news that all of the Liberal men in the Legislative Assembly are both sinister and gauche, which is to say they’re left handed.
Now I’ve got nothing against left-handed freaks. Adam Gilchrist seems all right.
But all five? One senses a conspiracy afoot. Maybe it’s not the soul-less red-heads that are trying to take over the world?
You can be sure when we send out our candidate questionnaire in 2008 we’ll be inquiring as to handedness to inform your voting decisions.